summer reading

The prickiest thing teachers could come up with, usually blown off until the last minute because kids shouldnt be forced to read.

We give you this summer reading to make you smarter.

Fuck that! I'll learn in school, and save summer for NOT learning.

by Shawarma123456765432 October 11, 2008

Don Ready

euphemism for an erection

That woman's husband has a huge Don Ready.

by SuperNegro November 12, 2009

Toilet Read

A Toilet Read is a book or magazine that stays in the bathroom/toilet area and is read when one is sitting on the toilet.

I don't often have time to read books due to my heavy schedule. However I always manage to pick up my "toilet read" and read a few pages every day while I'm on the toilet.

by annieoakley August 30, 2010

Read It On Reddit

The longest-running Reddit based podcast. (But not the official one) Run by two Australians.

They have 209 episodes as of the first of October, 2020.

Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: A podcast.
Person 1: Witch podcast?
Person 2: Read It On Reddit.

by Listen to Read It On Reddit October 1, 2020

Bridge-ready

Ready to metaphorically, sometimes physically throw yourself off a bridge in an attempted act of suicide.

"How are you doing in your assignment?"
"Oh, I'm bridge-ready"
"Don't do it!"

by Bandita1408 March 11, 2010

I-ready

A fucking website that claims to have better education but is a website that gives you Depression, Anxiety, and PTSD because it is fucking bullshit. I've never heard a student say I ready is good because it literally fucking asks you 5x5 and makes you do necessary bullshit

John: How did I-ready go?

ME: My dead corpse just sitting there

by HElpmeireadysucks April 5, 2020

i-ready

The most common form of child torture in the U.S.

Teacher: I-Ready
Me: I-Want to kill myself

by mgthebest April 14, 2020