Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
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retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person
person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown
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Retiring to the garden

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.
M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?
by Flokiko August 04, 2020
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mentally retired alex

Admin of cyber security workspace
mentally retired alex will give cross mod
by criss.ii September 28, 2021
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Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.
Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"
by buffalo's buffalo November 12, 2015
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Retirement baby

When your leaving the military service and your belly dun lopped over your belt buckle. The due date corresponds directly with the owners retirement date. AKA pot belly, beer belly, or boomer belly
by Cyclotol 80/20 January 31, 2018
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