Retired toxic

A guy who "used to" be toxic, but now knows how to trick you better into thinking he's not toxic. Its the guy that shallow girls in their mid 30s make mistakes with now that they're slightly too smart to make mistakes with fuckbois in their 20s.

"Krista: I only date retired toxic men now, because i've learned my lesson"

"Rachel: You dumb Bee, he's still a jerk, you just don't know it!"

by fresheneesz December 21, 2023

Matpat retiring

A very sad moment for everyone but good on him for leaving his occupation to spend time with his family

Friend: hey did you know Matpat is retiring

You: Ok Matpat Retiring

by HelpImHavingAStroke January 19, 2024

Retirement Banner

When you display all of your highest achievements on a game before you log off for the last time

You haven’t quit the game until you make a retirement banner

by Bob-Ross June 16, 2024

Retire

To stop playing a competitive activity because of an unwavering fear of losing at said activity.

Jacob won one game of pickleball and then decided to retire

by The real deal 12349 June 2, 2022

texas retirement

This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.

Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.

by realrepublican1 December 25, 2024

retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person

person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown

by test account idk I will prob- August 2, 2021

retired cracks

Dick riding bulls fan from chicago, he thinks everybody on the bulls should be mvp. He also thinks the bulls are gonna win the chip which is laughable

“Demar Derozan is better than Micheal Jordan” retired cracks stands for crackhead and washed

by Random guy from twitter February 5, 2022