Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough brain cells to survive; devoid of common sense and mental aptitude.
Dave is such a tool. I bet he can't even wipe his own ass. He's functionally-retarded.
People suck. Most of the general public is functionally-retarded.
People suck. Most of the general public is functionally-retarded.
by Brett319 June 17, 2008
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a very deep sleep in which one will not wake up under any circumstance. Profoundly oblivious and unaware of anything as they sleep.
by mike in oxford December 9, 2008
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Get the Retard Brothers mug.Adj. used to describe someone who is incapable of understanding or communicating their true feelings or emotions.
1. Emotionally ignorant to the various levels of emotion. Only expresses emotion in black or white - angry or happy. Doesn’t know how to differentiate the emotional shades of gray in between.
2. Often afraid that people will look down on them for expressing their true emotions.
3. Tend to convince themselves that they are feeling a certain way to cover up their true feelings.
1. Emotionally ignorant to the various levels of emotion. Only expresses emotion in black or white - angry or happy. Doesn’t know how to differentiate the emotional shades of gray in between.
2. Often afraid that people will look down on them for expressing their true emotions.
3. Tend to convince themselves that they are feeling a certain way to cover up their true feelings.
Every time my sister is upset about something she says she's angry without analyzing that anger is a reaction that stems from hurt, disappointment, or sadness. She's so out of tune with her feelings that she's emotionally retarded!
by Crysco December 29, 2007
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by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005
Get the alabaster retard mug.A Tampa-based band fronted by writer, singer, and self-proclaimed adventure seeker Peter Pepper whose sound is characterized by aggressive rock influences contrast by pop and quirky electronic elements as well as sometimes fun, sarcastic and emotional lyrics presented in interesting ways.
Could be described as part of the following modern musical movements: fringe-pop, post-industrial, electro-punk, techno punk, technemo, though it has to be noted that they do not fall wholly into these movements and often act to bridge these and other genres.
Tour History: Foxy Shazam, Combichrist, Black Light Burns (Wes Borland), Screaming Mechanical Brain, Mindless Self Indulgence, Creature Feature, Kill Hannah, The Medic Droid, Downtown Brown, Suicide City, American Head Charge, Tub Ring, Genitorturers, Crossbreed, The Toilet Boys, Dog Fashion, Disco, Curse Mackey (Thrill Kill Kult, Pigface), Pitbull Daycare, The Independents, Wesley Willis, Showbread, Deadstar Assembly.
Could be described as part of the following modern musical movements: fringe-pop, post-industrial, electro-punk, techno punk, technemo, though it has to be noted that they do not fall wholly into these movements and often act to bridge these and other genres.
Tour History: Foxy Shazam, Combichrist, Black Light Burns (Wes Borland), Screaming Mechanical Brain, Mindless Self Indulgence, Creature Feature, Kill Hannah, The Medic Droid, Downtown Brown, Suicide City, American Head Charge, Tub Ring, Genitorturers, Crossbreed, The Toilet Boys, Dog Fashion, Disco, Curse Mackey (Thrill Kill Kult, Pigface), Pitbull Daycare, The Independents, Wesley Willis, Showbread, Deadstar Assembly.
by fantastic87 August 19, 2009
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