Tarkmount Medical Research Facility

In the 1940's when there was little regulation of scientific research, Tarkmount Medical Research Facility in Omaha Nebraska performed numerous experiments on their patients. The facility's primary goal was to find a way to extend the life of humans and enhance their natural senses. After many many years of grueling research and discouraging failures, the scientists at Tarkmount discovered 4 new abilities that were yet to be unlocked in humans. The first was the ability to move objects with the mind, but was limited to only an up and down motion. This proved very useful for hands-free masturbation or sex where the girl is on top. The second, was the ability to curse at someone by just thinking of the word. One would merely have to look at a victim and think of the curse word and that word would be implanted in the victim's mind where it would gnaw away his/her morale for a period of 10 minutes. This proved very useful at sports games to lower the confidence of the players and allow a certain team to gain a brief advantage, or when "Little Johnny" at school is bragging about how many toys he got for Christmas. The third and fourth ability lead to the creation of sidefx, a legendary hero who brought pleasure to many.

Sidefx is a legend thanks to Tarkmount Medical Research Facility

by herbend legend December 30, 2017

Do your research

Quotidian response spouted by conspiracy theorists when they are unable to provide a reliable source to back up their delusional and uncorroborated claims.

Tin foil wearer: Covid is a hoax
Smart person: Care to provide me with sources; I'd like to know further details about your claim.
Tin foil wearer: Go do your research, I'm not doing it for you.

by UltimateDoge April 28, 2021

Weird Research

Learning about odd subject matter.

I'm not part of the illuminati, I just like doing weird research because I'm fucking weird.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

rosedale flu

the chough one gets after taking a really big bong hit

becky got the rosedale flu this morning

by glen April 5, 2004

Research Complete

When a man and a woman are having sex the man is aroused and the female turns over and sticks his cock into her facial region and spits game all over her face and the man says research complete bitch

oh oh oh "research complete"

by JAck and Andy December 30, 2008

research

speculation; what the emergent tree shrews of the blogosphere do as they push aside the source-checking, story-verifying, reality-worshipping dinosaurs of the mainstream media.

Recent research indicates that Barack Obama's ties to Al Qaeda have been corroborated. (Stephen Colbert)

by Shuzuluza January 11, 2008

do your research

When a girl/guy sees a guy/girl that they think is attractive and would like to know more about. They proceed to find out the person's name and look them up on myspace, facebook, google and other popular internet stops to find out more about them.

Girl 1: Oh girl, do you see that guy he looks good!
Girl 2: Better go do your research!

by Emmef Mec January 14, 2009