bill o'reilly

A man whose inevitable heart attack cannot come soon enough.

Did you hear the idiotic thing Bill O'Reilly said today?

by Leefy Greans January 2, 2006

Riley (boy)

The hottest boy in existence

Girl 1: OMG, Riley (boy) is so hot!
Girl 2: *faints*

by FiveLetterName May 9, 2019

O'Reillyed

The act of a fact being completely twisted. The person, after realizing his mistake, will deny his fallacies just to be a stubborn ass.

The source of the term comes from the O'Reilly Factor, from its constant use of misconstrued facts.

John: Why are people voting for Obama? He's Muslim!
Ethan: That's an O'Reillyed fact, dude.
John: No it isn't. It's true! He's a terrorist!
Ethan: No, seriously, look it up on Wikipedia.
John: Fuck that! Wikipedia is usually wrong anyway!
Ethan: You're a asshat, you know that?

by Phil Deviant April 20, 2008

Lumpy O'Reilly

Hottest Camel ever to grace Internet Fora, When Lumpy comes to your site you're in for a fun ride.

Lumpy has the best camel toe ever.

Man, I wish we had a Lumpy O'Reilly on our site, I'd totally dig that camel toe.

by Lumpy O'Reilly July 16, 2009

Bill O'Reilly

The residual shit on the toilet tissue, sometimes mixed with blood, that persists no matter how much you wipe your ass. Sometimes it appears as a mysterious skid mark stain in your underwear despite using a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe.

I wiped my ass raw and still ended up with Bill O'Reilly in my pants!

by T-RaceR April 11, 2012

Riley

The coolest person ever. Will occasionally try to bite your head off if you make him mad, but will apologize between the next 5 minutes. A boy with ghost blue eyes that could melt your heart and a crooked smile that could make you squirmy inside. Many girls fight over him, but the one girl he holds dear is the luckiest of all. Loyal to friends and won't take any crap if you talk about his family. Can keep secrets and knows how to blend in any situation. Many people want to be like him, but they don't realize how emotional he really is. He hides his feelings because he doesn't want anybody to feel the way he does. If you ever lose a Riley, it's the biggest mistake of your life!!!

Girl one:"Whos THAT!??!"
Girl two:"That kid with the cutest smile and those eyes that could kill?"

Girl one:" Must be a Riley."

by GreenEyedBeauty33 June 13, 2016

Riley (Boy)

Riley is an amazing guy who genuinely cares for his friends. He’s passionate and loving. Being loved by a guy named Riley will be so suffocating in a good way, he will love you endlessly and make you feel as though everything’s okay. He’s had rough times but that’s what makes him Riley, being there for him when he needs you will make him appreciate you so much more. If he’s vulnerable around you, do not take advantage of it, comfort him and love him. As he would do the same for you. Riley is one of a kind.

Girl#1: Do you know Joe?
Girl#2: Who’s Joe?
Girl#1: JOE MAMA
Riley (boy) uh

by dogdealer August 4, 2019