Jesus rail

n.

The passenger hand rail above the car window. Used by people who can't drive, those who prefer to be in control, or frightened mothers.

(in car, Driver accelerates)

Passenger: Jesus! (holding onto car hand rail for dear life)
Driver: You don't have to hold onto the Jesus rail, I'm doing the speed limit!

Passenger: (holding onto car hand rail, eyes closed)
Driver: Stop holding the Jesus rail, I'm not trying to kill you!

etc.

by SilverGirl78 April 8, 2011

Justice rains from above!

Voice line from Pharah in Blizzard's cooperative objective based shooter "Overwatch"
Said when performing her ultimate, where she shoots a barrage of missiles from wherever the ability is used.

"My ultimate is ready"
"Use it, bro!"
"Justice rains from above!"

by issya boi December 7, 2016

The Transcontinental Railroad

First, you have locate a girl from the west coast and a girl from the east coast. Then, you have to find a solid gold dildo. Once you've aquired the solid gold dildo, you give it to the girls, who proceed to use it. This unites the west coast and east coast with a gold spike. Grant would be proud.

"President Grant, we've completed the Transcontinental Railroad."
"Marvelous! When can I ride it?"
"Hmm... I believe that's up to them sir."

by The Decafe Coffey April 1, 2009

Trucks and Railways

Vehicles that move lots of things around

Did you know that trucks and railways move lots of things around?

by BioFever836 May 12, 2019

Rimjob railroad

A group of two or more people who connect themselves, mouth to anus, and form a line.

Bob: Hey Jim, are you riding the rimjob railroad tonight?

Jim: No bob. My anus is too sore.

by Dirty Tizzle January 3, 2013

When It Rains It Pours

When something good or bad hapens it will happen again in a short period of time or it will get worse.

“I have a new supervisor at the office, three new assistants to train, and enough work to keep me busy for months—When It Rains It Pours

by Jfizzlethan R February 1, 2007

Pull a Claude Rains

To suddenly disappear. Derives from the 1933 classic sci fi film, The Invisible Man, in which actor Claude Rains played the title character.

Pull a Claude Rains:

Purchaser One: I bought a condo, but then the developer pulled a Claude Rains and I ended up losing my shirt!

Purchaser Two: Bummer!

by regnadkcin November 17, 2010