Oakland Raiders

A team of delinquents, reprobates, malcontents, and blowhards that are the scourge of the NFL. Most veterans play for the Raiders because they're washed up and no other reputable team would touch them with a ten foot pole.

It is unclear which is more woeful. Their record of recent years or their ironic catch phrase of "Committment to Excellence".

See fucktard

Daughter: Daddy, what's a synonym for loser?

Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the Oakland Raiders.

Daughter: Is it true that the Raiders suck?

Father: In every way possible. :)

by Fouts is God May 15, 2006

tomb raider

A young person who dates/marries an old person

catherine zeta jones is a tomb raider

by Andrew November 11, 2003

Raider Hater

1.One who despises Jokeland and thier slobbering-Depends wearing fans
2. One who knows that "raider nation" could easily be renamed "raider ghetto"

1. "I'm the biggest raider hater on the West Coast!"
2. Jokeland fan - "raider nation ese!! ohdalay!!" , Officer - "you have the right to remain silent...."

by Black&GoldForever! August 20, 2003

Stoned Raider

The Ultimate Pot Head a weed smoker who becomez legend, he/she is un effected by the Weed n goes about daily life.

Only 1 guy who we call Lucky has been able to smoke soo much weeed yet have no effect on him except for the fact his eyez remain bloodshot. There for he was given the honor of bein called the first STONED RAIDER

by Yanalak September 17, 2005

Raiden

1. A thunder God from the game Mortal Kombat. A favorite among many fans, he is one of the most powerful fighters in the game.

2. Top-down arcade shooter. Impressive graphics even out of its time.

3. Player character of Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. Hated by Western audiences for his effeminate appearance, long hair, and supposed gayness. Main haters of him are just homophobes, and not one of their words are true. He later had a white blood transfusion from The Patriots, as well as a new cyborg body. Audiences gave him more acclaim after this new look.

1. My favorite character from Mortal Kombat is Raiden, his fatalities are awesome!

2. My favorite arcade game is Raiden X!

3. Whiner: Raiden is so gay!

Smart guy: No, Kojima wanted a more effemanate appearance for the appeal of Japanese women. Beside, how'd he get a woman pregnant if he were gay?

Whiner: He's blonde.

Smart guy: He's a ninja.

Whiner: COOL!

by Garnet March 15, 2013

Raiden

Raiden is an amazing person and friend. Can tend to be crazy at times but is the Nicest person you have ever met and will adore you with all his heart. He usually can be very shy but when around the people he cares about He is a completely different person. Really Raiden is the most perfect person you would ever want to know. Raiden usually has Brown hair and eyes. He also has a very positive personality and is never really sad, when needed he will always be there for you.

"Omg Raiden is sooo cool he literally is perfect."

by IKnowYou_Really! September 4, 2016

Raider tits

A set of tits that are a C cup or higher and preferably on a hot chick. They make you want to raid her shirt for those tits.

Two dudes were cruising down the street and the one in the passenger seat spots a hot chick with big boobs.
Passenger: "Did you see that girl! She's hot!"
Driver: "Hellz yea! Girl got some raider tits!"

by Dubcityhustla July 16, 2011