you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆

You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

by Cloudii.vss April 29, 2021

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Ha ha ha - the background is everybody who ever had more than one friendship. The definition is that it is OVAH sucker, just like you knew it was but didn't want to admit it to yourself.

But I'm gonna - so goodbye!

by Pitt Cairn July 11, 2004

you are going to ruin your record player needle

Absolutely the best thing to put on a record playing in reverse as a backwards Satanic message.

As Mephiroth spun the turntable of his record player backwards, he could hear the luciferan chanting...you are going to ruin your record player needle...you are going to ruin your record player needle...

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 14, 2008

Fucked the Town down and shook her arse at the ruins

When a slut/whore or nymphomaniac comes to a small town and fucks every avaliable man in a relatively short time, hence being given the title as the "town bicycle." (i.e.: everyone gets a ride),then leaves to move onto the next town or truck stop where the cycle continues. (apparently this phrase is used in country Australia)

Drunk: Hey mate! Where's that 2 bob whore that was around here yesterday?
Pub Owner: You poor bloke, you didn't get any?
Drunk:No?
Pub owner: That shiela already Fucked the Town down and shook her arse at the ruins

by Boganwarrior June 18, 2006

Ruins

A person or thing that is very old

The table in Grandmas attic was so old it was ruins.

by KinoGR July 14, 2022

Ultra Ruins

An amazing tiktoker who is very handsome and amazing and what he does!

"Hey Ultra Ruins posted!"
"Wow he's my favorite!!"

by SuqarBillzo/Wil <3 May 28, 2022

ruined reacharound

Gay sex act that’s funny to watch. The dom top gay fucks a faggot while he plays with the faggots dick. When the faggot is about to cum the tops hand slides off the faggots penis. The faggots hands are tied behind his back so he’s forced to watch as his cock drips cum. Neat to watch because of the way it bounces with each spurt. The faggot might beg the top to keep giving him the ol’ reacharound, which makes it even funnier.

When my boyfriend gives me a ruined reacharound I feel like such a faggot.

by reacharoundaholic July 3, 2024