Roof surfer

A victim of Hurricane Katrina that got stuck on a roof with moving water around it. They appear to be surfing.

"I saw 6 roof surfers on CNN"

by Detlefius October 22, 2008

London Rooftop

A method used to hide a boner, when the male tucks his boner up between his pants and the bottom of his stomach possibly exposing the tip of the penis (the london rooftop).

Man i had a boner in class today to hide it i used the london rooftop method.

by 3ben3 August 22, 2007

Roof rocket

A blast of snot or a spritz of tobacco juice launched off the roof on a construction site

look out! Roof rocket commin' down.

by Englethrope B Squeebe January 10, 2008

Rooftop boner

When you get so extremely excited that your boner actually extends, breaks through the ceiling and hits the roof of the current facility you are in. If this is currently infeasible, it may be simpler to scream it to the heavens.

My parents were out of the house, I got the candles lit, and she said she would be over in ten. Can't even contain my rooftop boner right now...

ROOFTOP BONER!!!

by Mo Powatooya August 22, 2011

Roofie Test

A test that you t hought you did well on, but it secretly fucked you without your knowledge

Man, I thought I aced that test, but turns out it was a roofie test all along.

by Puay November 9, 2017

hitting roof

The uncomfortable sensation a woman feels during intercourse with a man if her partner is too well-endowed and is hitting her cervix.

He was hitting roof

by Meldragonfly November 29, 2013

Tony Roof

Tony Roof/Tony on the roofis a phrase meaning "Truth" in the south of England, and it is derived from the word troof

Guy 1: Bruv that's sick
Guy 2: Tony Roof

by TonyOnTheRoof October 3, 2019