Robert

The bisexual one, and most roberts end up becoming kidnappers or serial killers, but most likely kidnappers

Person 1: Yo, did u hear on the news?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Robert Marion just kidnapped 20 kids.

by EvoTheBum October 27, 2022

Robert

A pretty cool dog who likes to re eat his throw up

Peron: dude your dog is SUCH a robert

by BALLSBYOTCH November 2, 2022

Robert

Robert is a fat stinky boy who eats a lot, this name would be considered a fat peoples name and it certainly is.

Robert is such a loser, he ate all the food at the party.

by Queeflatifa May 22, 2019

Robert

A creeper a stalker and has low grades

Look at that Robert

by Feed nutz butz January 15, 2020

Robert

Another black dude with ah big dick that's gone eat that pussy and fuck you good

Robert ate my pussy and fucked the shit outta me

by Karatto December 19, 2016

Robert

Ugly and stupid boi who's never going to Oxford.

He tends to buy milk and dildos a lot. Also he smells.

I feel like a Robert today

by Mr. Jarvis November 10, 2017

Robert

a fat baby who eats butter exclusively for lunch and is addicted to madden mobile. He is too afraid to talk to Izzy

look at that obese infant, wow, what a Robert

by jamie42 February 16, 2018