religion

A man-made method of explanation for the seemingly supernatural.
Science is slowly replacing religion over time.
by Prince Luc June 04, 2003
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A form of psychosis brought on by paranoia. Had led to more deaths than any other cause. Especially susceptible to inhabidents of Kansas and Texas.
Fuck religion. Come into the real world.
by DonZabu January 07, 2008
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Religion

A lie constructed to calm the masses and fuck the every day man right in the asshole.
Religion=a bad case of Hepatitis F
by Tyrone Biggums II February 28, 2009
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Religion= God created everything...Therefore God created the Devil...Therefore God it the root of all evil.
by religionis June 04, 2006
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religion

Many religions have been invented over the centuries, but now, finally, our benevolent and slightly annoyed maker has decided to reveail Itself.
It is obvious, just look around you, that the world was created by a giant, Flying Spaghetti Monster! (blessed be his noodley appendage).
God is real, and he is made of Pasta!
Now sit back, relax, and be peaceful while munching on some Spag Bol. There is no hell, there is only the love of the Noodley Embrace.

All Hail FSM! rAmen!

Person One:Want some tomatoe,basil and garlic pasta?
Person two: Yes please. Ahh, this is the life.No silly made up religion for me.
by gahgah March 24, 2007
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The worst thing that have ever happened to humanity.
-Religion is destroing the world
by Crocsen February 13, 2017
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