redditard

a 400 pounds 38 year old redditor who uses the dumbest excuses for the most horrendous degenerate shit you've ever seen

"you expose children to porn"

"b-b-but its za parentz' responshabiloty to monitor their kids!!"

"that's like placing a bear trap in a playground and then using this excuse, you're a redditard."

by infernus10111 July 18, 2025

The Redditor Special

When the male partner unleashes his jizz on a chcago style deep dish pizza, chews it, then spits on the genitals of another male then rubs it in nice and good.

John gave Jeremy "The Redditor Special" last wednesday.

by The Cum Drinker February 2, 2021

Happiest Redditor

The happiest redditor is used to describe a miserable loser ass nigga who can't understand the definition of happiness, nd can't understand the concept of an opinion, so they have to shit on you and your goals and achievements to cope with the fact that they have nothing and nobody and that they will never have anybody

Some loser on reddit just shat on a person who beat cancer, he must be the happiest redditor.

by Chicknb4lls467 December 23, 2025

Happiest Redditor

The Happiest Redditor is someone usually the most miserable loser ass nigga on the face of planet earth, a chopped failure, who's allergic to showers and legal relationships. Their hard drive is full of cp and they can't understand the definition of happiness, can't grasp the concept of an opinion, so the only thing they do is shit on you, your interests, your goals, your achievements, because they have nothing and nobody and they never will.

Yo, this person on reddit just shit on someone for beating cancer, he must be one of the happiest redditors on this app

by Chicknb4lls467 December 23, 2025