Dirty R. Kelly

When you Urinate and Poo in an container, Take a shower in it and fornicate in it with your S/O or tinder date.

"Hey Shirly, wanna do a Dirty R. Kelly?"

by NathaniSan July 2, 2019

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Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.

Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

by some_random_hanzenite September 17, 2019

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Pulling an R. Kelly

Peeing on 'em.

"I believe I can fly." I threatened to pull an R. Kelly on my baby daddy and he got scared. - Kelsey over threatening to give Calendario a pulling an R. Kelly

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

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R Kelley

Choking an underage girl while giving her anal.

Yo bro. Never pull an R Kelley. They'll shank you up real good in prison.

by Jizz Blaster 69 February 25, 2019

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a case of the R.Kellys

An uncontrolable urge to urinate (piss) all over the underage cracked-out whore you brought back to your hotel room. There is also a 50% chance one of your assclown friends video tapes it.

I had this bitch back at my pad and I got a wicked case of the R.Kelly's (AKA Golden Shower) so I lit that skank up from my fire hose.

by Dianycis September 15, 2005

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1. A young man with a large penis, the ability to attract large crowds of horny women and one who is unbearably witty. Usually a graduate from a good BUT NOT GREAT school like GWU, Syracuse etc...Enjoys pastimes like eating steal and pulling bitches. Doesn't play games... Ever.

2. The more symmetrical counterpart of R Kelly.

3. One who likes to fight when he drinks cheap vodka.

Guy 1: "Man that dude is jacked and I heard from Vivian that he was hung like a bear."

Guy 2: "Yeah maybe, but he went to that gay-white-University. Not like he ever uses it..."

Guy 1: "No but he seriously does--I've heard the girls are all on him ever minute of every day."

Guy 2: Wow a real 'R Kelley'.

R Kelley: *Punches Guy 2 in the face* "Murr Crismus!"

by Murr crissmuss January 3, 2010

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