quaked

when 1 or more indiviuals are "fake baked" as in pretending to be high on marijuana and show up and make a scene to get attention at a party or social gathering.

-Dude are the baked?
--nahh dude there fuckin quaked..
-posers.
--indeed

by DSEG May 7, 2008

Quake

Noun; An extrememly overweight female. subterms/derivative terms: Minor Quake = very overweight female, Plain and Simple Quake = extremely overweight female, Massive Quake = dangerously obese female.

Did you see that plain and simple quake taking up two seats in the movie theater last night?

by P. Jumpkins December 16, 2008

quakebuttock

a coward; a sissy; a pussy

Man, just jump! Dont be such a quakebuttock

by Christine May 13, 2005

The Quake

Rare medical condition occuring in the lower digestive system. The onset of sexual arrousal stimulates "The Quake," culminating in explosive diarrhea at the exact point of orgasm. Leaving a rather messy 'Nacho Night Cap' on your lover's thighs, vagina, face, bedspread, Etc. "The Quake" is known only to be suffered by George Lazenby, the actor.

"EHEHEHEHE Baby, Got a little bit of the ole' Quake, can't help it!"

"Hey Diana, wanna hear a JOKE?!?!!? EHE EHEH EHHE UUUGHHHG (SLPAT) California Quakes! EHEHEH!"

by McKinley & Cole .... for Omar December 14, 2004

birth quake

When someone has many, many, (too) many children.

"Wow...she really had a birth quake"

by BJCE September 10, 2006

quake hand

To masturbate, by not actually consciously moving your hand.

The best option is to wait for an earthquake (Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world not along a fault line) but that is what makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).

Follow these steps:

Step 1 - Hold genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).

Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (Warning: May take time).

Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.

John: Whoa dude, are you doing the quake hand?

Bill: No, I have Parkinson.

by jaughter June 26, 2010

quale

a single hiccup

Sometimes when I eat pancakes too fast I get the hiccups, but sometimes I only get a quale.

by thebranman February 10, 2017