Psychic Ass Pus

i.e. life force leaking out the back end, waking life devoted to and fixated upon anything that happens below the belt, be it in themselves or others

Although she was long in tooth, she had always allowed for the leakage of the psychic ass pus, reveling in it, and as such it had tainted her children

by BitchfinderGeneral March 5, 2024

Push Meal

A large meal usually rich in fat and insoluble fiber, which results in the monstrous desire to have a bowel movement either during or after finishing the meal.

Push meals often occur after long periods of time being away from civilization, clean bathrooms, or acceptable circumstances to poop. Military duties coupled with high intake of low-fiber foods and disgusting outdoor latrines may result in an increased prevalence or push meals once relieved from training. Boating events that include hot weather and cheap beer ultimately increasing risk of dehydration and bowel movement generation, as well as 3-5 day backpacking adventures eating primarily dehydrated foods are also criteria that may increase likelihood of push meals. There may be many unnamed incidences that increase likelihood of having a push meal.

Lets go to Chipotle, I need a good push meal since getting back from my AT.

by Cornsonthehouse July 27, 2022

Push Meal

A large meal rich in fat and insoluble fiber, often consumed after periods of prolonged bowel irregularity, which results in the undeniable urge to have a bowel movement either during, or shortly after finishing the meal.

I need a good push meal, I just got back from military duty where they fed us trash, and all the latrines were disgusting so I didn't poop for like a week.

by Cornsonthehouse August 4, 2022

Pussyghetti

A noun for a pasta made in long, slender, solid strings that is most commonly used in a flirtatious manner as an innuendo for cunnilingus derived from a child's mispronunciation of the word spaghetti.

Him: "What's for dinner?"
Her: *spreads legs* "PUSSYGHETTI."

by SirCoolJerk March 7, 2019

Bitcoin Pusher

someone that aggressively promotes Bitcoin and other unregulated digital financial instruments on Twitter and other social media platforms. Bitcoin Pushers usually start promoting the financial instrument once it has gain popularity due to its value being pumped, rather than early on based on the actual legitimacy, sustainability or usefulness of said financial instruments. While anyone can be considered a 'Bitcoin Pusher', it is usually used to refer to internet celebrities that are not primarily associated with finance.

All the Bitcoin Pushers really came out of the woodwork once its value got pumped up!

Elon Musk is a real Bitcoin Pusher!

by JuliusCesarus June 27, 2021

French Thunder Pussy

French Thunder Pussy: is a condition that is the result of long-term vaginal and clitoral neglect experienced by French women in their 30’s and beyond. The condition is usually due to their long term boyfriend or husband’s singular obsession with sexual gratification using the orifices French women have at either end of their digestive tract; oral, anal. The condition is especially prevalent in the south of France.

Remember that cute little MILF I met last night from Montpellier? I thought she was just this skinny little waif I was going to throw around like a rag doll and instead she almost tore me in half with her French Thunder Pussy!

by napalona zając January 4, 2017

Vanishing Pussy Syndrome

It’s when a woman ghosts you after first time sex. This is appreciated amongst most men statistically

Kabir: Did you get lucky with Jessica?
Imran: Yes. I’m also lucky that she pulled a vanishing pussy syndrome. I messaged her & nothing
Arjun: Sweet. I always have to do the george costanza break up routine. Yuk!

by rtalati January 25, 2022