pflint

a long, skinny penis...resembling a pencil.

Jen:hey cathy!
Cathy: hey jen.
Jen: did u have sex with jeremy yet?
Cathy: yea i did, last night.
Jen: oh how was it?
Cathy: not so good. im still bleeding because of his pointy pflint.

by Plof Jones December 10, 2010

Sarah Palin Glasses

Glasses worn by a female which give men the urge to whip out their cocks and bust a magnum load on the bitches face. These glasses do NOT have to be prescription, because their sole purpose is to make the dumb hole running for vice president appear more intelligent, than the seaman receptacle that she really is.

I bought my girlfriend a pair of Sarah Palin Glasses so she didn't get another eye infection when I make yatzy on her face.

by Jonny Blue February 19, 2009

Pauline

A girl who's fun and supersmart, but she'd rather be thought of as fun and hide her brains.

The Pauline of our 7th hour class didn't appreciate it when the teacher read her project out loud.

by mini-marker April 27, 2009

palin' it

pursuing a task when one is truly unqualified or not fit for the job.

I didn’t study for the exam, I guess i have to palin' it.

by Eddie Serrano January 15, 2009

palin-drome

a paragraph that makes as much sense forwards as backwards

SARAH PALIN: "That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this position that we have been put in. Where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy. Um, helping, oh, it's got to be about job creation, too. Shoring up our economy, and getting it back on the right track. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions, and tax relief for Americans, and trade -- we have got to see trade as opportunity, not as, uh, competitive, um, scary thing, but one in five jobs created in the trade sector today. We've got to look at that as more opportunity. All of those things under the umbrella of job creation,"
ME: "Hey, you know you just said a perfect palin-drome?"

by cammy828 February 28, 2009

paulina

a paulina is a female who has the body of a goddess and the brain of a genius. guys are drawn to her good looks and her awsome sense of humour. even her flaws are more beautiful than any other girl's perfections. every guy wants to be with a paulina. she loves kids, and is nice to everyone unless you get on her bad side. she is not judgemental at all. she is funny and never shuts up. shes one of the loudest people you will ever meet. every paulina is also definitaly a sex goddess, she can handle any position any time, any speed.

guy: hey dude, if you ever get paulina to go out with you, you are pretty damn lucky!
guy #2 : i know, shes so perfect.

by somebodyisbeinganon January 7, 2012

palindrome

a word, phrase, sentence, or any number of words that when spelt backwards, are the same as when they are fowards

"dammit i'm mad
evil is a deed as i live
god, am i reviled? i rise, my bed on a sun i melt
to be not one man emanating is sad. i piss.
alas, it is so late. who stops to help?
man, it is hot. im in it. i tell
i am not a devil. i level "mad dog"
ah, say burning is, as, a deified gulp in my halo of a mired
rum tin
i erase many men. oh, to be a man, a sin.
is evil a clam? on trap?
no. it was open. on it i was stuck.
rats peed on hope. elsewhere dips a web.
be still if i fill its ebb
ew a spider ...eh? we sleep. oh no!
deep. stark cuts saw it in one position.
part animal, can i live? sin is a name.
both, one... my names are in it. murder? im a fool.
a hymn i plug, defied as a sign in ruby ash.
a goddam level i lived at.
on mail let it in. im it.
oh, sit in ample hot spots. oh wet!
a loss it is alas (sip). id assign it a name
namenot one bottle minus an ode by me.:
"sir, i deliver. im a dog"
evil is a deed as i live. dammit im mad..."

palindrome -demetri martin

by Jarso April 20, 2007