To take an object, such as something of value to another person, or perhaps their midday snack, and stick it down your pants, twirling it around for a bit so it strokes against your pubes, then giving it back to the person, thus leaving them standing dumbfounded with a thoroughly grossed up thing. Best done if some of your hairs stick to the object due to sweat.
I totally pubed up Carl's camera
I pubed up a candy bar and gave it to a chick, and she ate it
I pubed up your mom. In my pants.
I am about to go pube up that chick's hand. I hope she doesn't notice.
I pubed up a candy bar and gave it to a chick, and she ate it
I pubed up your mom. In my pants.
I am about to go pube up that chick's hand. I hope she doesn't notice.
by Mattias Tillberg January 14, 2009
Get the pube up mug.Pubic hair that sticks straight out. These pubes give the appearance of being scared straight. Scared pubes are usually found on oriental women.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
Get the scared pubes mug.The long unkempt pubic hair of Japanese people which is mostly straight but has a couple slight kinks in the strands.
When they take their pants off, it sets off the release of a copious amount of J-Pubes, similar to that of a Ticker Tape Parade.
Since J-Pubes are so straight yet wiry, they are difficult to
Swiffer, because they seem to just flip-flop back and forth and not adhere to the Swiffer cloth.
When they take their pants off, it sets off the release of a copious amount of J-Pubes, similar to that of a Ticker Tape Parade.
Since J-Pubes are so straight yet wiry, they are difficult to
Swiffer, because they seem to just flip-flop back and forth and not adhere to the Swiffer cloth.
I threw a party last night for my Japanese students and spent a half hour Swiffering J-Pubes out of my downstairs bathroom.
Man, I was eating out Sachiko but I kept having to hack up her J-Pubes.
Man, did you see that guy's J-Pubes? He could be a member of ZZ Top.
Man, I was eating out Sachiko but I kept having to hack up her J-Pubes.
Man, did you see that guy's J-Pubes? He could be a member of ZZ Top.
by EmmaRhoids1 October 31, 2009
Get the J-Pubes mug.Bob: Stormy D. said Trump had Yeti pubes.
George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!
George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!
by MuffinMonster September 19, 2018
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Get the pube sweater mug.Noun ; A very disturbed person who acts with little to no feelings only unless it is within a lie. Very sneaky personality. Does not bathe often. Not harmful to most but very distinct about his often colorful personaility. Addcited to pot. Very prepubecent. Tries to impress the weak/victims and lures them into his self indulgent world but often/most likely fails. Very un- intelligent, and clumsy. Compulsive liar. Likely to be a pedo. Dresses nicely but beware his disguises with his good looks and charm. Weird rash, may be contagious to most. Follows closely behind his victims up until the point of restraining orders. Guilty person. Often tries to make you feel guilty by using fabricated stories of unknown. Conceited.
Look at that Pot Pube saying that he's lived a hard life, and knows Michael Jackson and the President of Columbia.
That Pot Pube says he got molested by Oprah.
That Pot Pube said he got abducted by aliens.
That Pot Pube says he got molested by Oprah.
That Pot Pube said he got abducted by aliens.
by Scared Children.. October 30, 2010
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