To take an object, such as something of value to another person, or perhaps their midday snack, and stick it down your pants, twirling it around for a bit so it strokes against your pubes, then giving it back to the person, thus leaving them standing dumbfounded with a thoroughly grossed up thing. Best done if some of your hairs stick to the object due to sweat.
I totally pubed up Carl's camera
I pubed up a candy bar and gave it to a chick, and she ate it
I pubed up your mom. In my pants.
I am about to go pube up that chick's hand. I hope she doesn't notice.
I pubed up a candy bar and gave it to a chick, and she ate it
I pubed up your mom. In my pants.
I am about to go pube up that chick's hand. I hope she doesn't notice.
by Mattias Tillberg January 14, 2009
Get the pube upmug. Pubic hair that sticks straight out. These pubes give the appearance of being scared straight. Scared pubes are usually found on oriental women.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
Get the scared pubesmug. The long unkempt pubic hair of Japanese people which is mostly straight but has a couple slight kinks in the strands.
When they take their pants off, it sets off the release of a copious amount of J-Pubes, similar to that of a Ticker Tape Parade.
Since J-Pubes are so straight yet wiry, they are difficult to
Swiffer, because they seem to just flip-flop back and forth and not adhere to the Swiffer cloth.
When they take their pants off, it sets off the release of a copious amount of J-Pubes, similar to that of a Ticker Tape Parade.
Since J-Pubes are so straight yet wiry, they are difficult to
Swiffer, because they seem to just flip-flop back and forth and not adhere to the Swiffer cloth.
I threw a party last night for my Japanese students and spent a half hour Swiffering J-Pubes out of my downstairs bathroom.
Man, I was eating out Sachiko but I kept having to hack up her J-Pubes.
Man, did you see that guy's J-Pubes? He could be a member of ZZ Top.
Man, I was eating out Sachiko but I kept having to hack up her J-Pubes.
Man, did you see that guy's J-Pubes? He could be a member of ZZ Top.
by EmmaRhoids1 October 31, 2009
Get the J-Pubesmug. Bob: Stormy D. said Trump had Yeti pubes.
George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!
George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!
by MuffinMonster September 19, 2018
Get the Yeti pubesmug. by docwhoomph July 12, 2010
Get the pube sweatermug. by dr.pube November 22, 2010
Get the pube bearmug. For a man, it means to have the pube hair shaved right above the penis only leaving some on both sides and on the testicles. It should resemble Honest Abe's beard.
For a woman, it means to also shave the pubic hair right on top of the vagina and leave the sides and gooch area untouched.
For a woman, it means to also shave the pubic hair right on top of the vagina and leave the sides and gooch area untouched.
by IamHollywood January 15, 2009
Get the Pube Lincolnmug.