psychopotamus

Fat creature which is ordinarily tame but occasionally bursts into psychotic rages for no apparent reason.

Clyde: What the hell happened to you?!

Zeke: Good god, all I said was I didn't like eating at that new restaurant and she turned into a friggin' psychopotamus!

by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006

Psychopathic Rydas

a rap group that is foe-foe-bullet,lil shank,cell-block,full clip,converse and sawed-off.

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by Trebek September 10, 2003

psychotherapy

an incredibly expensive process whereby you end up talking more about yourself than you ever thought possible, while learning virtually nothing and becoming increasingly entrenched in your skewed view of reality... or, if it works (which it sometimes does!) a sublime experience of subtle revelation, insight and healing that enables you to be a fuller, happier human who moves more freely through the world than you ever thought possible...

he spent a fortune on psychotherapy, but he's just become more self-obsessed...

or

i'd never have been able to really love my kids if it hadn't been for psychotherapy -

by embaby December 24, 2008

psychotherapist

A specialized psychologist.

My psychotherapist is SO BEAUTIFUL, I wish she would turn into PSYCHO-THE-RAPIST during my appointments. But, NO, she has some kind of professional ethics or something!

by Marten Fisher November 26, 2006

Psycopathak

A level where true sexyness has been reached

Look at her, she is so Psycopathak

Im gonna go get me a Psycopathak chick

He's so Psycopathak

by Anonymous Psycopathak March 8, 2005

Psychopathetic

adjective meaning something is totally crazy, but at the same time sad.

Person 1: Did you hear about how Sally spray painted "I love you" all over David's car after he rejected her for the fourth time?

Person 2: Wow, that's really psychopathetic.

by i_want_an_iphone May 18, 2009

Massage Psychotherapy

is a healing modality which works on physical pain by identifying and understanding the emotional pain that manifested the physical symptoms. Massage Psychotherapists incorporate therapeutic massage on resting facial expressions and body posture to work on repressed emotions. MPTs see the body, mind and spirit as a whole. They look at pain simply as some type of resistance to reality. MPTs are highly trained in medical massage and charge on average $180 per an hour session.

Who would have known that Massage Psychotherapy could fix her resting b*tch face?

by Dr. Gangemi July 20, 2017