Phoenix Kovacs

A massive, disgusting beast that is almost humanoid in appearance. With it's limited mental facilities, this creature is in Pre Algebra.

What did you in Pre Algebra today?
I couldn't see what the teacher was doing, because Phoenix Kovacs' massiveness was in the way.

by I Am The One True God July 29, 2016

Wet phoenix

After Fucking a girl you take the condom off and put it back on inside out and fuck her again.

If you run out condoms tonight just pull a wet phoenix.

by Lumbergh February 19, 2005

Joaquin Phoenix

A really wicked awesome man who's in movies. Such as The Villiage, Signs, Ladder 49, Buffalo Soldiers, etc. He's extremely talented and a wonderful actor.

Girl: Hey, did you see Joaquin Phoenix in that new movie?.....He's so hot!
Me: No man, he's totally wicked....

by the_pizza_lady August 15, 2005

Phoenix

Coolest person you will ever meet. They're smart, funny, and extremely good-looking. In a nutshell they're the one everyone wants to be friends with and date.

Guy #1: You know her?
Guy #2: Not yet but I will before this party's over
Guy #1: With look like those she's definitely a phoenix

by psychic one January 1, 2010

Phoenix Farrell

The poor neglected bass player of Linkin Park while the rest (mainly Chester and Mike) is shining in the light.

Has a lovely cap and bass guitar.
Real name is David.

Phoenix Farrell talks about what fans say to him during live shows: "Oh my God! Phoenix! Phoenix! Where's Chester?"

"Kids, Bass players have feelings too"

by J.Hybrid February 9, 2007

Phoenix Virus

An airborne virus that attaches itself to the rage receptors of the brain. It makes a normal individual get ungodly crunk and break anything and everything within 13 feet. Bud Ice may influence and encourage this virus. Although there are no known cures to this affliction it must be combated with alcohol, withdrawal from alcohol may increase the viruses capabilities and left alone for long enough it will destroy the host.

"Man I'm Ragin' lets break some ceiling tiles"
"No Don't do that its just the Phoenix virus talking."

by Nick the virus Teabags April 1, 2008

University of Phoenix

A business disguised as a school that uses spam as a means of luring in new unsuspecting customers. This diploma mill uses many sneaky advertising tactics, such as coming up as the first result in google search when typing in "university of", TV ads featuring sensationalized stories and fast-paced music, and a YouTube channel that features their "success stories" and that blocks any user that posts anything remotely critical of the school in their videos' comment sections. According to several accounts on the internet, most classes at UoP consist of nothing remotely useful. If one is able to get a job after graduating from here and pay off the $200,000 they owe in loans, they are truly lucky.

Rob didn't want to go to community college so he enrolled at University of Phoenix and found himself shelling out $50k a year to learn absolutely nothing.

by ConservatismSucks December 23, 2009