Procrasturbator

A person who puts off pleasuring themselves.

She had a vampire movie to watch, and lots of scented candles; however, her inner procrasturbator told her to wait until supper was over.

by Stirling Argus May 23, 2013

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(noun) the act of getting pleasure out of procrastinating

I spent so much time procrasturbating that I never even did my essay.

by Pete November 2, 2002

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One who continuously puts off the act of masturbating.
origin: The combination of 2 words- Mastubator and Procrastinator.

Greg was such a procrasturbator, he thought about jacking off but played XboX instead. This was a daily occurence.

by COMA SUTRA November 4, 2007

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To put off masturbating. Literally procrastination when it comes to pleasuring oneself.

Father:(walks in on his son reading a very platonic and intelligent book)Jim,what the hell are you doing?
Jim:Don't look, close the door!
Father:(leaves) Why wasn't he masturbating?! That fuckin perv!!! I will not stand for procrasturbating in my house!
Jim:Damnit, why did I have to procrasturbate!?

by 646465 May 28, 2008

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Procrasturbation

1: Masturbating until the last moment to do something.
2: Waiting until the last moment to masturbate.

1: "I procrasturbated all day to do my math homework"
2: "I had so much time that I just ended up procrasturbating"
1:2: "Procrasturbation is a horrible habit to get into"

by Master Procrasturbator October 16, 2009

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to master your blaster, or hold your sausage hostage, when duties are supposed to be held.

Andrew: Man! i missed the Mavs Game!
Peter: What were you doin?
Andrew: Lets just say i have the worst case of procrasturbating habits.
Peter: Oh dont worry about, i have it too.

by Peter January 26, 2005

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