Peruvian Piercing

When you are performing the batwing," a bull rushes you, and gores you in the testicles. You are left with a large hole in your nut bag.

Jake: "Wow! You have an insane Peruvian Piercing."

Dan: "Yeah, I batwinged when I should have goated..."

Jake: "Ooh, if you batwing when you should goat, youre not gonna have a good time..."

by HandlessHoudiniFan August 20, 2009

Transscrotal Piercing

When a dude pierces his ballsack, can be stretched to a larger side. Makes your dick look mad tiny.

Guy 1: Dude, guess what I just did.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: *Flashes Junk* I just stretched my transscrotal Piercing. You can see right through my sack!
Guy 2: That's stupid.

by meggatr0n August 17, 2011

Pressing butt holes

To press two butt holes together and shitting in the opposite person's butt hole.

Oh that was fun, let's do it again.

by bryan April 30, 2004

Pressing ham

Masturbating, to jerk off

Nick tried to bust in on Joel pressing ham.

by Sergeant Doncho June 20, 2019

Presting

Pretending to rest
Pre+st+ing

Stop presting and wake up for school!

by chuballarrow June 4, 2016

squat pressing

1. Sexual position similar to doggie style. The woman is on her knees and elbows while the man gets behind her but remains standing up rather than on his knees. The male requires rather strong legs to sustain this position, hence the squat press.

"I was squat pressing the old lady on the bed last night."

by Ryboe September 13, 2006

lego piercing

when you step on your little brothers toy

AAAAAaAAAAaAaAAaAAaaAaHHHhHHHHHHHH

(lego piercing)

by NODer1234567890 July 12, 2016