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Presidential Facial

When you go to Mount Rushmore and bust a nut on all four presidents.
Friend 1: Yo dude I just took a road trip to South Dakota!
Friend 2: Did you get that Presidential Facial?
Friend 1: Yes sir!
by The_Russiann January 12, 2016
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presidential dinner

When you dress up for an elegant dinner and show up to the formal event but the food being served is fast food.
Yeah, I went to the event. It was a complete presidential dinner.
by CthulhuBooHoo January 16, 2019
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Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.
I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.
by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010
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presidential dinner

The sense of dread you get when seeing someone naked for the first time because their body is nothing like you anticipated due to a government shutdown.
I brought becky home last night, man what a presidential dinner.
by CthulhuBooHoo January 16, 2019
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2016 presidential election

a weak presidential election filed with two bad candidates-scandalous Hillary Clinton and the sexist and divisive Donald Trump . however, Gary Johnson managed to perform well in the election, stealing Republican votes and making the libertarian movement mainstream
by Libertypedia May 22, 2023
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A phrase to describe how president trump is clutching to his presidency when he actually didnt win the 2020 election
Trump: I WON THIS ELECTION! BY A LOT!
DG: nah bro thats just a presidential cling-on running gag
by BeanSucc January 7, 2021
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Presidential Circle Jerk

A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.
Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.
by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017
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