peenalitis

Inflammation of the penis.

After I had sex with that strange woman I came down with a case of peenalitis.

The doctor said I have peenalitis and gave me some cream to ease the swelling.

by la the brightman March 20, 2010

Pregnancy Hike

A short, easy hike that a pregnant woman in her third-trimester could reasonably handle.

"Josh and Shari hiked a pregnancy hike today. Except they're not pregnant."

"You're only hiking 2 miles? That's what we call a pregnancy hike."

by Snazzled March 30, 2010

Pregnanting

Getting a girl pregnant

I'm going to pregnanting my wife to have babies

by David morgan August 6, 2015

pregnant fred

Someone who acts in an awkward but surprising way.

The kid who rocks the triangle at the school concert is a pregnant fred. The guy who catches the bouquet at the wedding is a pregnant fred.

by Sleepy Doober March 12, 2016

Pregnana

A group of pregnant people that do things together

Look at all those pregnanas walking together

by flabbysurfer November 3, 2017

peena touch

when you firmly grasp one's pecker

Pierre: Richie I'm going to do a peena touch in 3...2....1....
Richie: *screams*

Pierre: No homo

Richie: Oh word

by chungusgirl January 15, 2019

Pregnant computer

A highly annoying or sensitive person, especially a snitch.

Why'd you have to tell on us, you pregnant computer!

by ddd111 March 9, 2020