Poonani tsunami

a reunion of poons the likes of which this world is not prepared to handle

get ready for the poonani tsunami of summer 2005 :)

by CK Washington April 25, 2005

poonami

The wave of shit that will end up all over the male crotchal area when pulling out too quickly after anal sex.

Little Jimmy finished the deed, and begin to pull out. Unfortunately he had forgotten what Barry had said about pulling out after Anal sex (pulling out way faster than he should have) and so his genitalia were obliterated by the ensuing poonami.

by youwantsome? September 9, 2014

Poonage

The Act of Giving/Receiving Poon

"She's going to give me poonage"

by Andy So. February 2, 2008

Latitudinal Poonal Drift

The phenomena where as latitude moves toward 0 degrees, poon increases exponentially in quantity and most notably, quality. Hot bitches raised in frigid arctic wastelands move toward tropical equatorial regions upon reaching sexual maturity. This leaves a disproportianate ratio of dudes to chicks in arctic environments, resulting in frequent man circuises and sausage fests. This results in an abnormally high number of cases of poonitis {see poonitis}. In regions above the artic circle this effect is so strong that entire villages will exist without a single female. This results in a prison type situation where men begin to pork one another in the ass. The other effect of this phenomena is that regions such as California have a disproportionately high number of hot bitches compared to men.

"Yeah man Lexi left for Miami last week."

"God damn we lost another hot bitch to Latitudinal Poonal Drift."

by Yoge and Spanky February 27, 2008

Ponage

total awesomeness; the act of being powned. being owned (in the way of a sport) by someone else.

(Dude 1 makes a field goal) Dude 1:"Ohhh ponage!"

by ryan543 June 30, 2008

podnah

Technically means "partner," but takes into account the southern drawl.

Howdy, podnah!

by mikeczyk August 14, 2011

Poonani Tsunami

When a guys sex game is so strong he's causes a bitch to gush on an almost biblical stud-like scale. If your lucky enough, you'll be renowned for giving women that sweet sweet Poonani Tsunami.

Damn man I was going down on a chick last night and all of a sudden she just hit me with the poonani tsunami - thought I was going to drown right there in her bed. She wants the same again tonight though ;)

by its_memo_creations May 2, 2016