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Portland Organ

When two, or more, hipsters go down on each other and scream as they both realize they have aids because they have not used contraceptive for the past 14 years.
"Bro, I walked into a local coffee shop and saw the nastiest Portland Organ!"
by The Wall Breakers September 3, 2016
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Portland strong man

Two participants use a double sided dildo in their anus to play tug-o-war.
Ashley: my sphincter is so strong! I bet I could beat you in a Portland strong man conpetition!
Aubrey: bring it on bitch! Mine’s way tighter!!
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Portland Mist

While getting a blowjob, just before ejaculation, you put your thumb over your knob like its a hose and spray her down with ejaculate making her look like a glazed VooDoo Donut
I gave her the old portland mist after the blazers game last night.
by loliconqueror69 August 29, 2019
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portmanteau purloin

when the government makes you think through esp that someone knows your whereabouts and is talking about you which distracts you from your daily tasks.
The portmanteau purloin put the majority of Americans living paycheck to paycheck because they couldn't pay attention.
by Coop Dupe January 8, 2020
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Portland High School

A high school in Michigan where students go to fail, go online, or drop out. No one likes it there, teachers don't teach, drugs are the only thing next to juul that students have passion for. It's the worst place on actual earth.
Portland High School is the worst place on Earth!
by Someone who went to online January 31, 2020
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Portmanteaupreneur

A derrogative portmanteau of the words portmanteau and entrepreneur, that refers to a relatively recent trend in certain online communities (usually in the online marketing & life coaching niches) of people trying to oversell their skills & services by using a whole slew of different portmanteaus involving the word "entrepreneur" while describing themselves.
Did you read her bio? It wrote: "I'm a 29 year old woman from Georgia helping other femmepreneurs like me to 10x their passive income careers!"

Also, the author of the "portmanteaupreneur" entry on UD is such a portmanteaupreneur! (meta)
by Tlukinic July 23, 2020
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Portland choad tickler

A specifically engineered sex toy for use in the rectum. It specifically is constructed to mimic a standard butt plug with the addition of an authentic raccoon tail affixed to the non business end. Midwestern in origin, the original idea of using a sex toy with an attached fur bearer tail came from the bowels of Portland Oregon's passive-agressive underground swinger scene
Hipster 1: Hey, what's the new rage in kinky shit?
Hipster 2: I prefer a Portland choad tickler, especially with a cup of stumptown coffee and a voodoo doughnut.
by Theragingidiot May 18, 2021
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