When two, or more, hipsters go down on each other and scream as they both realize they have aids because they have not used contraceptive for the past 14 years.
by The Wall Breakers September 3, 2016
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Aubrey: bring it on bitch! Mine’s way tighter!!
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While getting a blowjob, just before ejaculation, you put your thumb over your knob like its a hose and spray her down with ejaculate making her look like a glazed VooDoo Donut
by loliconqueror69 August 29, 2019
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The portmanteau purloin put the majority of Americans living paycheck to paycheck because they couldn't pay attention.
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by Someone who went to online January 31, 2020
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Did you read her bio? It wrote: "I'm a 29 year old woman from Georgia helping other femmepreneurs like me to 10x their passive income careers!"
Also, the author of the "portmanteaupreneur" entry on UD is such a portmanteaupreneur! (meta)
Also, the author of the "portmanteaupreneur" entry on UD is such a portmanteaupreneur! (meta)
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Hipster 1: Hey, what's the new rage in kinky shit?
Hipster 2: I prefer a Portland choad tickler, especially with a cup of stumptown coffee and a voodoo doughnut.
Hipster 2: I prefer a Portland choad tickler, especially with a cup of stumptown coffee and a voodoo doughnut.
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