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pornhoe

A bitch who watches porn with her fuck buddy.
Damn Matt stays fucking that pornhoe
by lolzlawl December 20, 2009
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Pornhub

It is an erotic site where people got so they can masturbate it was once a good website where you could get all your dirty little fixings but now they made up some stupid policy where they ban unverified user over false child abuse claims seriously which one of you fucks ruined pornhub I will hunt you down and have you personally killed.
Pornhub it was such a sexy site till this policy came along now we must engage in reckless sex
by Truthfulasshole December 20, 2020
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Porcher

When you’re outside with your buddies and you’re sitting on the front porch or the back porch or really any sided porch, and you crack open a cold brewski with the broskies and start havin those conversations about that asshole coworker or Sally down the street who you just found out is the reason you’re now all Igloo buddies. And then the next day you can’t wait to do it all over again, only this time in order to summon the troops you send out the rallying cry, “Hey, wanna have a porcher?”
Richard: “Hey Dick, how are ya now?”
Dick: “Oh ya know, got a lot on my mind”
Richard: “Wanna talk it over a porcher?”
by djnd August 1, 2019
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porch dick

A person sitting on his porch being an asshole to people passing by.
Jessie's husband was a total porch dick to Rick last night.
by RR14cap March 8, 2015
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porphyria

Porphyria is a group of different disorders caused by abnormalities in the chemical steps leading to the production of heme, a substance that is important in the body. The largest amounts of heme are in the blood and bone marrow, where it carries oxygen. Heme is also found in the liver and other tissues. Porphyria is also known as the "vampire disease"
Some modern scholars have argued that vampire stories may have been influenced by the rare illness called porphyria. Porphyria was thought to be more common than elsewhere in small Transylvanian villages (roughly 1000 years ago) where inbreeding probably occurred. The haem group, found in every blood cell in the human body, is excited by electrons, but in a controlled fashion. However, the haem groups in porphyria sufferers causes uncontrollable tissue, bone and skin damage, made worse when the person comes into contact with sunlight. This would have given the porphyria sufferer a very pallid skin colour, with teeth that appear larger than normal, due to the porphyria damaging the gum tissue and causing it to recede. These people would have been very anemic, and drinking (animal) blood was a traditional treatment for anemia. Certain forms of porphyria are also associated with neurological symptoms, which can create psychiatric disorders. However, suggestions that porphyria sufferers crave the heme in human blood, or that the consumption of blood might ease the symptoms of porphyria, are based on a severe misunderstanding of the disease.
He seems to break out in blisters when exposed to sunlight he may have porphyria.
by K.i.t August 2, 2007
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porch monkey

guy 1:hey look at those porch monkeys over there
guy 2: haha yeah, come and clean my shoes you porch monkey
by k0_ November 29, 2018
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porkheads

a porkhead is a derogatory word used to diss members of the bloods gang.
Porkheads never get it craccin cuz.
by slang game September 24, 2007
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