Porcelain Therapy

relieving yourself via the toilet after eating too much thus making yourself feel better; most commonly done after eating at a buffet or other all you can eat type situation. i.e. taking a dump

-hey man, i don't feel so good. i think i ate too much at the buffet
-yeah me too, let's go get some porcelain therapy.
-what is that? where can we get it?
-go to take a dump in the bathroom
-oh! i love porcelain therapy!

by eljameso123 August 15, 2017

The Porcelain Urge

When you feel the need to quickly and aggressively relieve your bowels after a horrible quality meal.

"Yo, dude I've got THE PORCELAIN URGE! Where's your bathroom, that MickeyD's we ate earlier tore me up!"

by ThatMusicGuy1176 November 11, 2015

Porcelain Panini

The act of smashing a fresh turd between the seat and lid of a toilet.

I had to drop a deuce in the worst way but couldn't as someone had turned my shitter into a porcelain panini.

by Stank22 November 14, 2015

porcelain elephant

Circle jerk on a fat chick

Eww bro, did you just kiss that porcelain elephant?

by The collector April 29, 2019

Porcelain Rumbler

A violent, gargantuan dump that has either been just unloaded or found in a porcelain toilet. (9+ inches length, 2+ inches girth.)

“Bro don’t go in there. Somebody left a world record Porcelain Rumbler in that stall”

by Real_KommaL October 19, 2023

georgia porcelain

An imaginary girlfriend you talk about to make yourself feel better for not having a real one!

Hi Bridget, I hope one day you can meet my girlfriend. Her name is Georgia Porcelain

by adams11s August 05, 2014

porcelain chariot

Toilet bowl

Jeez that pizza gave me the shits, i've been riding the porcelain chariot all night

by Bommaz September 11, 2011