go postal

to succumb to fatigue and tension, to be become violently angry(from a series of incidents from the mid 80s to the 90s where various postal workers went on shooting rampages)

I will not let him go postal in plain sight.

by The Return of Light Joker July 1, 2008

postage stamp

any sexual act that involves licking and sticking

i got postage stamped in the ear last night

by agirlnamedpants April 5, 2008

Popsty

A man who constantly has sex with virgins, also enjoys to have anal sex with chicks that are literally full of shit.
Can also be used as an orgasmic scream.

"That guy looks hot"
"no, hes a real popsty"

by Mici Wici October 30, 2003

poptarkies

The cross between Poptarts and cookies. Usually, it is a cookie with poptart filling inside.

Slutmuffin loves to eat Unique poptarkies everyday.

by Pat G! April 24, 2008

Postal Regret

When you post something to a social site e.g. facebook, twitter; and you regret it after a few seconds or minutes, but are too lazy to remove it. Or you just want to know the response that it will get, but eventually regret ever doing so.

I posted something onto my facebook without looking at Urban Dictionary first... and now I have postal regret.

by Mgamerz May 13, 2010

Postaboy

(noun) Person who is not a drug dealer, but only delivers from point A to point B substances for a/some drug dealer(s) toward the customer(s).

*dealer's name* hired me as his postaboy to deliver this quarter pound to Jack living at that corner, I get a cut of 100$ for the travel

by Magewarfelix October 25, 2010

poptart slut

Someone who eats many poptarts or has sexual acts with poptarts.

They are such poptart sluts. Did you see what they were doing yesterday?

by Amy baby April 4, 2016