poot

Poot has been known as the lack of a male sexual genatle. Also to be known as somthing that rymes with 'woot'

Wow, that guy has a poot.

Woot to the Poot and in the boot!

by Jessen July 02, 2003

poot

a poo and a toot at the same time, poop ,fart

Somebody pooted...
Oh what's that poot smell?!?!
Your're a poot ball

by staringatpeoplehehe March 01, 2014

poot

An exclamation - to describe something that sucks, stinks, bites, blows, or otherwise exhibits gross inferiority; or, the negative reaction to an unwelcome situation. This is the proper, accepted British usage.

"That poots!"

by Robberbaron Snotbuckets October 06, 2008

poot

The act of taking a photo of ones self in the bathroom mirror while making a pouty face.

Did you see that lame profile pic of Yasmine pooting? What's up with that?

by alltheoldlionsza June 29, 2011

poot

to go poop...need we say more??!!

i pooted...

by jrs1234 November 27, 2010

poot

(n.) Used to describe a manly induvidual. Person who is of extreme manliness.

"Those guys triceps are ripped. What a poot!"

by ManlyScot123 August 11, 2009

poot

noun;1.A very hary grey vagina aproxamatly 5'tall and 1.5' wide.2.A talking vagina.

1.You are a very stinky poot!2.Shut up you poot!

by otherkid September 17, 2005