poochie

a nicer socially acceptable way to call someone a "bitch".

"Can't abide by demanding flat-ass poochies"

"Poochies?"

"Can't say 'bitches' no more. Its degrading"

by kayboogs June 12, 2014

Poocake

An extra large poo poo suprise.. can take a very long time to create.

"Dude, that thing is fucking huge!"
"I know, I made it, it's a poocake!" :D

by KatKat and LouLou July 20, 2009

Poocrapstinate

When doing something boring and an urge too take a wicked deuce steps in to save the day. A smart person can take advantage of natures food flow and Poocrapstinate, taking as much time to shit as possible.

1) "man, fuck this noise...im going to go poocrapstinate for a while"

by Gnarly Gnight August 30, 2009

Poochini

A stinky vagina.

John - Bro I couldn't sleep last night..
Alex- Why bro?
John- because my girlfriends poochini was in my face and it stunk.

by Joshieboy2021 April 12, 2021

Gooch Pooch

When one’s gooch is fat. A chubby gooch area.

She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.

My gooch pooch is all sweaty.

My gooch pooch smells like assballz.

by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

pooch

an outward rounding of the stomach area -- can be sexy... or not

"Rub my pooch"

by Winnie the Pooch October 24, 2002

Screwing the pooch

Nice way of saying "fucking the dog". Wasting time while on the clock.

I don't get much work done on Fridays, because I spend most of the day screwing the pooch.

by Motorhead October 16, 2011