Fuck It Point

The point where you just stop caring. What's going to happen, will happen and the worrying stops.

I was worried about if the hurricane was going to blow the roof off my house, then I reached my fuck it point.

by Empress of the Dark Water May 7, 2009

I thlammed my penith in the car door

A ridiculous stupid Youtube video that brings back memories of when Youtube was...ridiculously stupid. It must be seen to be believed.

Daffy Duck: I thlammed my penith in the car door.
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!

*Car door slamming*

"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"

*Daffy dies*

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021

Pointer of the Obvious

One whose sole job is to point out what should be obvious to people, but isn't. Sometimes considered a smart ass and yet is somehow almost always right.

The Pointer of the Obvious responded to my Urban Dictionary and made me look like an ass - what a jerk.

by Pointer of the Obvious August 24, 2008

points fingers

The act of using one's fingers to refer to another person's mother after said person says something that can be turned into a "your mom" joke. Often used in mixed company and/or in public where one doesn't want to offend anyone within earshot.

1)
Person 1: "This is an awesome fish taco!"
Person 2: <points fingers>

2)
Person 1: Can you give me a ride?
Person 2: I gave <points fingers> a ride!

by thechowda December 27, 2009

pointy kitty

actually it was used in the Simpsons when the "pointy kitty" stole "daddys key". Ralph says this when the rat takes the police master key.

That pointy kitty took daddys key

by Shortbusguy44 May 26, 2007

Good boy points

A system of points used by mothers for their little boys. The boy can save up good boy points to buy"chicken tendies". The mother can ask sexual favors for good boy points.

I have 30 good boy points. Each chicken tendie costs 6 good boy points. I can afford 5 chicken tendies. I need 10 to be satisfied. I beg mommy for more good boy points. She pulls up her skirt and says that if I can please mommy I will get 10 chicken remedies for free. I don't really like girl tinkle parts but I lick anyway. 10 minutes later mommy says that I did a good job. She says that if I play with her milk bags I will get barbeque sauce for free. I played and played and mommy gave me barbeque sauce. Now I have the chicken tendies to satisfy myself.

by Black KKK December 22, 2015

muffin point

The point you reach when you are so tired that everything is funny. Being drunk on lack of sleep.

I broke into a hysterical fit of laughter after hearing the word 'alliteration', because I was at muffin point.

by holychia May 23, 2006