poney

Slang for someone who is kinky and or doing a kinky act

she is very poney, Shes acting like a kinky-poney

by Poney November 14, 2007

Ponesse

that one dude who keeps murdering those dirty kids

yo, ponesse just punched that dude in the throat

by halfie blackie March 21, 2009

ponely

A word rhyming with lonely, it means when you are not in the company of a "special" friend of the opposite sex.

Goodness, I'm so ponely
Tell me about it, ponely is my middle name.

by Becaww October 19, 2009

poned

Geting beat verry badly in a sport, game, orpersonal endeavor.

Dude I poned your ass in Super Smash Bros.!!!!!!!!!!

by Abel Salazar, II April 3, 2007

Loner Poner Boner

Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"

by Elliot Smooth E June 15, 2008

Ponemeckis

Thus a faggot by heart that cuts off part of his spine to stretch down and suck his own cock. He also dresses his penis and several dildos to make it look like an udder and he "milks" himself all day.

Wooow that kid daniel Ponemeckised himself last thursday.

by Canadian pipeline November 5, 2010

Poned

The act of losing badly in a game.

The inexperienced player was poned by the veteran.

by Mercer October 28, 2003