When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up that you're too goddamn wasted for your legs to be capable of fulfilling their normal function. Derived from the practice of painting on (or using decals to represent) non-functional elements to decorate cars (eg bullet holes), model aircraft (eg instrument panels) and so forth.
I thought I was still OK until I went to take a dump with my legs painted on and ended up shitting myself in the hallway.
Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.
I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.
Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.
I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.
by Gun Arvidssen October 16, 2008
Get the legs painted on mug.A private school in Pennsylvania in the middle of nowhere where kids who are broke themselves but their parent's have money go because if they went to a normal high school they would be bullied. Students just use daddy’s money to buy their yeezys and not clothes because the uniform forces you to wear the same pair of pants everyday. The guys either graduate and get engaged by 19 or grow up to be a pedo. Girls at HP are some of the most basic white girls you’ll ever meet who thrive on drama. Bring your kids to HPBA if you have the money for the tuition that goes up every year and therapy. Lots of therapy.
“Why is your son so depressed?”
“Oh ya well, he’s go to High Point Baptist Academy. We are very rich by the way!”
“Oh ya well, he’s go to High Point Baptist Academy. We are very rich by the way!”
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by granny-o July 3, 2003
Get the to have the painters in mug.A 'point-of-view shot' is created by placing a camera next to an actor's head or shoulder to show what that actor is looking at, and to momentarily put the viewer in the actor's place.
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Get the point-of-view shot mug.1 . A Leaf Point is a point that is awarded for successfully deferring a loss until the expiration of regulation time. The point is awarded regardless of the seriousness of the loss or the inadequacy of the play (see falling leaves) in the overtime period.
2 A Leaf Point is a successful point that is squandered by the losing advocate in the course of advancing an ultimately unsuccessful argument. A Toronto Maple Leaf point is frequently referred to as a faux point.
3 A good point made by an opponent in an argument, a loosing argument but a good point none the less)
4. A point the Toronto Maple Leafs get in "every single last game" that goes into Overtime.
5.A point other teams get in an Overtime or Shootout loss (not as often as the Toronto Maple Leafs however someone else has to lose if the Leafs are not playing
2 A Leaf Point is a successful point that is squandered by the losing advocate in the course of advancing an ultimately unsuccessful argument. A Toronto Maple Leaf point is frequently referred to as a faux point.
3 A good point made by an opponent in an argument, a loosing argument but a good point none the less)
4. A point the Toronto Maple Leafs get in "every single last game" that goes into Overtime.
5.A point other teams get in an Overtime or Shootout loss (not as often as the Toronto Maple Leafs however someone else has to lose if the Leafs are not playing
Did Toronto play last night ? Yeah the game went into OT . Right On! so we got a Leaf Point then! YEAH! GO LEAVES Golf EH!
Lanny did you put your bike away last night?
No I didn't have ta the Milk truck ran over it this morning.
Oh, okay Lanny good Leaf point.
Lanny did you put your bike away last night?
No I didn't have ta the Milk truck ran over it this morning.
Oh, okay Lanny good Leaf point.
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"surely they aren't shitfaced at a funeral?" "they must be sneaky pinters"
"it's been a long day at work today, fancy joining the sneaky pinters?" "no. It's Tuesday."
"fuck it, sneaky pint?"
"it's been a long day at work today, fancy joining the sneaky pinters?" "no. It's Tuesday."
"fuck it, sneaky pint?"
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