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toilet poem

Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.
by Zack September 13, 2003
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Poom Pooms

It was a hot day, so she decided to wear her poom pooms instead of her jeans.

She should not be wearing those poom pooms with all that cellulite!
by kikikia May 25, 2006
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Poemist

A Poemist is A Person who writes poems In the Famous words of my litte Princess
Poemist: writer, studier of poetry, Litriture and the creative arts
Dad if an archiologist digs up bones and fossils and a meteorologist studies meteors, does that make you a Poemist?
by Amber January 20, 2004
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POMS

Ashley is a POMS
by POMS master November 6, 2012
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sex poem

A poem that is about sex.
Sex Poem
By: Me

Sexier than a fox,
In need of some hard cocks,

She needs to get the panties down.
She wants those nuts nice and brown.

Sure, she's a slut and a ho,
But she sure knows how to put on a show.

Her blowjobs are to die for.
She'll leave you asking for more.

Repay her with your dick so strong.
She wants it in her pussy where it belongs.

Parents aren't home and she's all alone.
Filling her house with the scent of love and cologne.

Pulling her deep into the crisp, white sheets.
Her body's a hotel with completely furnished suites.

Inside her, it's warm and wet.
Beautiful and sexy in that fishnet.

Pull off the shirt, pull off the coat.
Toss her into the sea, off the boat.

Hit her hard, hit her long.
Her screams creating a wonderful song.

Don't end or you'll regret it.
Don't leave now when it's finally getting lit.

Love her hard, love her long.
And finally say goodbye to the ding-dong.

The little slut can go back to the club.
Time to go bang another girl in the shrub.
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017
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Poem

a combination of words arranged in sentences or verses, used to relay a general message or story

verses may also rhyme
Dude, that motha fucka jacked my lyrics and put dem in a lil nancy poem
by Nifty nick June 19, 2003
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poestenkill

a small town in upstate new york, west of Albany, and near Averill Park. Poestenkill has about four thousand people, and not shit to do. Some kids try to act punk and skate at the library or the general store, but most kids want to get the hell out of P-Town. Kids go to Averill Park high school, which also sucks In the summer there is good parties, and troy is close enough. basically don't come here unless you like cows and rednecks.
Your from poestenkill?
Yeah it sucks.
by sneezer March 20, 2007
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