beaver poaching

Occurs when you’ve laid all the ground work to hook up with a chick, and a friend swoops in to steef that chick while you’re in the bathroom.

He's a cool dude, but you have to watch him on the beaver poaching.

by harlan50 March 20, 2009

Joke Poacher

Someone who steals, or poaches, other people's jokes and takes credit for the joke. Poaching usually occurs when a joke poacher heres another person tell a joke and repeats said joke in a louder more obnoxious way for all to hear.

John mumbled a joke under his breath. Will heard the joke and repeated it loudly in a crowded room. Everyone laughed at the hilarious joke and Will took credit for coming up with it. Will is a joke poacher.

by ash ketchum173 March 27, 2012

grief poacher

a person or group who takes a tragedy or negative situation they have no direct connection to and using it to benefit their agenda

All those c-list celebrities crying over Michael Jackson's death are a bunch of grief poachers. They don't care, they just want some air time on TV.

by mehmer July 13, 2015

Poaching The Tradesman's Entrance

Stimulating your partner's anus, with fingers and tongue before penetration; licking and teasing the anus in anticipation of penetrating; the act of penetrating the anus as part of foreplay. The act of finger or tongue fucking the anus.

She never expected me to poach the tradesman's entrance but she's glad I did: she like's to know I'll be poaching the tradesman's entrance tonight.

by Evil Incarnate. November 30, 2011

Pink Poacher

Pink Poacher- A man who spends great time and effort deflowering virgins who are usually underage and a lot younger than himself

My daughter is not joining that Scout group, its run by pink poachers

by Dr Jack Pays February 2, 2009

Smoke Poacher

A Smoke Poacher is a person that consistently and ruthlessly takes other peoples cigarettes. They often say they don't smoke, they really mean they don't BUY cigerettes.

Oh great.. The Smoke Poacher is on his way over..

by D-Bozz April 23, 2011

Reverse Poacher's Coat

An extremely deviant, debauched, illegal and animal-unfriendly act of human/beast fusion which requires a poacher's patience or alternatively a midnight visitation to a petting zoo for immediate faunal supplies. Then it's off to the local brothel at two in the morning for re-insertion of said animalia back into the wild undergrowths of the jungle regions of Clunge National Park.

Monty: I say, old chap, what were you up to last night?

Winston: I spent the evening at Fat Sally's House Of Dubiosity where I attempted a Reverse Poacher's Coat.

Monty: Top hole, Sir. And what did you manage to get, pray tell?

Winston: Three years, sex offenders register and a lifetime subscription to the NSPCA newsletter.

by ManoDestra September 9, 2011