Plutocratic Pacifiers

Corrupt politicians, who take political campaign contributions in exchange for selling the collective representative authority of their constituents and their constituents' constitutional rights to empower a wealthy minority to oppress, exploit and enslave the democracy the elected representatives were charged to promote and defend.

Republicans and democrats have proven themselves to be plutocratic pacifiers with their unfounded war in Iraq, corporate bail outs and refusal to reform a corrupt financial system that destroyed the American Dream for millions of Americans.

by Wisdom Seeker June 8, 2015

plutor

an imaginary land one may venture to when heavily intoxicated. Most often occurs after the consumption of alcohol and cannabis.

John was twisted last night, he went to plutor!

by gbe August 10, 2015

Pluto platter

When you mash your blue balls against a window

As my ex wife looks at me though the window I throw up my Pluto platter

by ßig daddy Pluto platter July 22, 2019

plutonic

When you have a platonic sexual relationship but you know that the "just friends" part was never a real thing in the first place. You pretend like it exists, but it was always a myth, much like the planet Pluto.

JB: Let's be strictly plutonic friends who have sex whenever we feel like it.
Eris: Sounds great! I love pretending, so that will be fun.
JB: Great, can you give me a plutonic blow job?

by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019

plutophobe

1st definition: A person who hates Pluto and/or other dwarf planets.

2nd definition: A person who does not allow Pluto and/or other dwarf planets to be planets.

3rd definition: A person who does excludes Pluto and/or other dwarf planets to astronomy education stuff.

Some plutophobe from Internarional Astronomical Union: Pluto isn't a planet anymore.

Some Pluto Lover: Yes It is you plutophobe!

by AwesomeGRidgewell01 October 14, 2020

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pure boredom and pain you have spent many minutes trying to find a keyboard combination no one has found yet but you didn't find on yet

"Hey Bro plkoijhuygftrdsewaqzmxncbv" "nah man I prefer qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp"

by Rroxus December 1, 2020

Pluto

Pluto is a very kind person !! pluto is a very selfless, beautiful, and smart person! they are always there for everyone. they are the type of person that you can go to whenever you need something because a Pluto is a caring person. Pluto doesnt always understand how amazing they are but a Pluto is one of the best people you will ever meet! they always try their hardest. im very proud of pluto!

I love pluto. they are so kind.

by thatgayperson May 21, 2021