Plankerjerk

To help someone with a task in a very confident manner.

"My priest plankerjerked me when I needed some religious comfort."

by Joreycones January 16, 2010

[pinkerton]

When having sex, the female's explosion of anal gas set off a vibration and the male gets off from the vibrations.

Dick and Jane were having sex. Jane recovering from a mexican meal was being pounded so hard by Dick could hold back the gases, causing an explosion for Dick as well. Dick screamed "I love you baby and the Pinkerton" after he experienced the first of many pikertons. After that day she was required to eat mexican food before sex.

by DSNladies October 18, 2008

plonker

Chiefly British: A male paedophile (pedophile) - likes sexual activity with underage boys.

When I was twelve I was walking my bike in the park when this plonker came up to me said I had lovely legs, did I want to go with him. I got on my bike and took off! (This really happened!)

by Michiwawa March 20, 2012

plonker

an absolute nut case

luke don't, he will kill you, he's a plonker

by andy21224234324 September 7, 2013

plicker placker

a man's genitalia

"Look mommy his plicker placker is showing!"

by michelin.donald September 23, 2011

Planker Wanka

A person who rides a skateboard.

"Dude look at the skateboarder,Man what a planker Wanka"

by Major noob October 22, 2008

Plinkerdonkle

An ongoing (one season every five years) dramedy TV show that is truly a work of art. Renowned for its candid portrayal of mental health, morally black antihero protagonist, and astounding effect on the creation of other TV shows.

Vince Gilligan: Plinkerdonkle taught me how not to make a TV show.

by EzraEvangel August 9, 2025