Playtex Punch

bitch slapping someone across the face with a bloody tampon.

"If Billie doesn't shut up, Erin is going to playtex punch her"

by jenafur10 August 20, 2011

Player

A man usually who has short relationships with several woman at once. He first gets the number of the woman. Then texts her for a couple weeks to get to "know" her better. He is good looking, a good charmer, and normally goes to a different school then the girl. Then he finally asks her on a date. The date is usually great with laughing and talking. Then if he gets something at the end of the night he usually drags it on for awhile. Or if he does not. He drops her like a sack of potatoes and goes on Instagram for his next victim.

You: "I saw M asked for another girls number on his Instagram again."

Friend: "Oh my gosh he is such a player!"

by Khakiiiii May 11, 2014

Hockey player smile

A threat meaning to knock someone's teeth out. Hockey players commonly get pushed around and loose teeth over the years.

John, you ever touch my sister again, ill give you a hockey player smile.

by kingsir1 June 24, 2013

bass player hands

This phrase is synonymous with "big hands" or "large hands". It just means you have big hands and/or long fingers (which are needed to reach around and play a bass well).
If someone tells you that you have bass player hands it means that either 1:They are just observant and noticed your big hands
or
2:They want your fingers inside them, and they're letting you know that they are thinking about your hands.

Girl-*Notices you have large hands*
Girl-"Ooh you have bass player hands."
Boy-"Yeah they're really good for reaching far into small spaces."

by Lets-SailAway December 24, 2017

Spectre player

A garbage Counter-Strike player that plays Spectre retake servers somehow gets kills, and thinks he’s a God

Darm is a Spectre player

by Ch33kyCh33ks February 25, 2019

Boss Player

A boss player is a person who has complete control over his or her emotions. A person who has vision and see’s the bigger picture in life. A person who is financially secure and lives life how ever they desire.

Boss players never cry over spoiled milk.

by Webster Frost June 8, 2022

Backseat Chess Player

Anyone (or even possibly a group) that stands over your shoulder while playing chess, and the person always claims to see an awesome move for either you or your opponent. This gets so annoying especially when you the moron says, "Oh you didn't see this awesome move!" Then points his fat finger on your board, or touches the pieces. They cause me slight stress due to their annoying hints for the person I am supposed to checkmate...or they keep saying in my ear like a slimy snake, "I see a good move." Sometimes their moves are good, but most of the time they have not a clue what they are talking about and can stick you in a worse situation or cost you a nice piece. Do not take advice from them, and if your opponent is a real chess player they will give them the bird and tell them to shut up or shove off. The best way to repel them is to just ignore them, or flat out tell them you can play better than they can and then prove it in a match.

Stop helping, damn backseat Chess Player.

by G.Stefani704 May 23, 2011