Protection

1. A condom or other contraceptive
2. A gun, knife, or other weapon
3. A form of extortion whereupon the victim agrees to pay his 'protector' not to beat or otherwise harm him. Old school organized crime scam.
4. Clemency from authorities via political or other connections.

1. Before you bang that nasty ho you better have protection.
2. I ain't goin out after dark in this hood without protection.
3. Vinnie hit up the shopkeep for his protection money.
4. "Fuck you, man. I can sell this crack all I want. I got protection."

by DoktorJ December 28, 2005

weed pirate

a person whos always looking for a smoke out and will try any links to get high and will even ditch friends typicaly known as an asshole.

ring ring yo what up dude

hey you got any budd?

no

well... you got any cigs?

no

beep (hangs up)

wow what fucking weed pirate.

by burmisely June 5, 2010

he protecc

The act of one defending someone or something.

He protecc but he also attacc

by YoloMcSweegle April 21, 2018

ass pirate

one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around

Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

pirate fart

the act of attacking another person with a fart, by first proclaiming loudly "ARRRR" in the manner of a pirate, pressing the butthole against the target, then releasing a fart, prefereably noisy.

I pirated farted her when she refused to let me cut her in line.

by BI May 6, 2005

pirates dream

A flat chested girl.
The phrase "pirates dream" referring to a sunken chest.

That chick's a pirates dream!

by TM January 22, 2005

Mind Pirate

Someone who uses superior psychological cunning to force a paradigm shift in the person's reality.

"I can't believe you just convinced that group of people that they have to leave the building because of a bomb threat just so you could cut the line and use the bathroom! You're such a Mind Pirate!"

by Wayne Bienek June 7, 2013