Alabama Pistachio

When two people create a ball off semen, discharge, shit, mucus, saliva and other bodily fluids. Go back to back, and create a pistachio out of their bodies and said ball.

"Last night Davey and Sabrina did the Alabama Pistachio!"

"No Way! I never thought that chink would get a drop of cooch"

by rapebaby May 1, 2021

Pistachio

A term used to describe the female genetalia, derived from the vaginal resemlance of it's shell.

Diane: You should find yourself a nice girlfriend Jack.
Jack: Ooh, not for me thanks. I'm not a fan of the pistachio.

by Mr G-Man November 30, 2011

Pistachio

A mustache with urine in it.

Ronny: Hey Jim, can I piss in your mustache?

Jim: But then I would have a pistachio.

by PMonee May 6, 2016

mustachio pistachio

A caterpillar typed being held on the top lip - a smaller version of a weirdy beardy

A mustachio pistachio man without a weirdy beard

by sueg May 18, 2006

pista point

a spot where you can relieve your bladder and enjoy a pleasant outlook at the same time.

i was hiking and had to take a pee-yass, so i found a sweet pista point, where i could enjoy a view of the ocean and the wind on my balls.

by yodiggidy August 25, 2009

pigshark

When a person uses an image in their forum signature but doesn't upload it themselves.

Then the person who uploaded it changes it to porn or other inappropriate material and person using it gets in trouble on the forum for it.

If you plan on pigsharking someone:

- Make a signature for them

- Give them the link for it (Make sure you use photobucket)

- Delete the image you uploaded.

- Name the inappropriate image the same as the signature you made.

- Upload it again and it will have the same URL as the signature did, therefore their signature image will change

- Sit back and LOL

Note: If they save the image and upload it themselves then it won't work.

Dude, I just pigsharked this noob. Now he's ip banned for having gay porn in his signature.

by TheHOAXHOAX May 14, 2011

pisstastrophe

A hizzy fit my wife throws when I asked her to sleep on her side of the bed.

I didn't expect a pisstastrophe over the request.

by Molly Cage June 14, 2011