packed up

beaten into a ball

Pat: Damn man did u see that fight?
Juan: Yeah man u did get yo a$$ packed up!

by Myfakepackedup November 9, 2011

badly packed taco

Simile to describe the appearance of a female's genitalia, an unfortunate lady's horribly deformed fadge.

"Charles my dear boy, why on earth did you break up with that delightful Diana?"
"Well ma'ma, she was delightful in all respects other than down there, I am telling you it was like going down on a badly packed taco!"
"Indeed, one hears similar rumours of Princess Grace of Monaco, its a real growler I've heard, the staff at the palace commented it could rip your fucking arm off!"

'The Queen and I', The unofficial biography of HRH Elizabeth II, by Andy McNab

by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008

Packed In

When you are able bodied but mentally unwilling and/or tired to leave your dwelling.

Friend #1; Hey bro, want to hit the pub?
Friend #2; Packed in, bro.
Friend #1; Damn.

by GeorgeLaz January 17, 2019

Cooler Picker

Someone who steals beers from cooler that is not their own.

Damn, I got cooler picked, again. Cooler Picker took my Bud Light.

by EricJC December 9, 2008

Shit-piked

To be extremely drunk. Beyond drunken normality

Dude, I was completely shit-piked last night. I can't believe i cupped that guys balls

by Tudor-god March 22, 2009

ill-packed kebab

A slang term for a vagina

John poked an ill-packed kebab last night

by Larrson February 21, 2011

Tits-Packed

When you're standing in line for a drink at a bar that's so crowded you unintentionally cop feels of people's tits that are passing by.

Bro, I'm in line and this place is tits-packed, but there's mad talent here bro.

by Spiraldown May 28, 2016