Phelpt

Verb (past tense)

Definition: To have been confident that you would win a competition, due to holding a large lead over the opponent who was in 2nd place behind you, only to lose at the last moment, in a manner which would need to have been viewed with one's own eyes to be believed.

DeAndre placed his hands on Karronda's hips, and began to thrust his pelvis towards her nether regions, in an attempt to fornicate in a canine manner, but shockingly, mere fractions of a second before contact could be made, another man "phelpt" DeAndre, shoving him to the ground at the very last moment, taking Karronda for himself.

"You have been Phelpt, DeAndre!" exclaimed the surprise victor, who won Karronda over with only moments to spare, to DeAndre's great surprise.

by bfactor August 1, 2009

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Phelps Sperm

Named for Michael Phelps, these are the fastest swimming sperm, therefore the first to fertilize he egg, but were definitely smoking something.

Chance: "I blew it when I told her I wanted to stick my thumb in her butt."

Jared: "Your dad must've had some Phelps Sperm, cause you're half-retarded.

by x-hotsauce-x December 17, 2010

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Philpoo

Philpoo is slang for 'gloopy clunge'.

Oh good Lord, she has such a bad case of Philpoo!

by ManlyManMan September 10, 2011

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pulp ass

When you wipe your ass with toilet paper and little pieces get left behind, resembling pulp from orange juice.

Bro 1: Man theres little things in my asshole!
Bro 2: Its probably pulp ass
Bro 1: Truuuuuu

by Bigtittykilla April 15, 2015

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Pulped

A 3rd dimensional state of reality characterized by being absolutely way too fucked up: the happy place between the best night of your life and death.

“You’re not a real kappa sig unless you’ve been pulped bro”

by sirihowdoyoumakelean April 4, 2019

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