pessimist

an optimist with experience

i used to think i would be happy but now i know i never will be

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

Pressed

When someone is mad over something little that doesn't concern them.

"Why is she so pressed that i don't like Selena Gomez"
"She so pressed over nothing. Like girl you need to worry about something else like climate change"

by westanarianagrande April 16, 2019

Bench Press Blowjob

When a buff ass body builder chick grabs a man by the chest and knees or legs (depending on height) and bench presses the man over her head while giving oral sex at the same time.

Laugh all you want at Marla, but you'll never know the joys of a bench press blowjob

by The Hot Carlson December 24, 2008

Full court press

Named after the play in basketball, it means to agressively put the moves on, or to hit on someone. To not give up on trying to get someone until you actually get them.

Could you see if Mike likes me? I don't want to put the full court press on him if he doesn't, because then I'll look like an idiot.

by Serra November 10, 2003

pressed ham

when you press your ass against glass, thus flattening it and giving it the appearance of pressed ham

I went up to my friend's house and gave his window pressed ham.

by Equinox_ February 21, 2009

pessimist

a pessimist is a realist - an optimist is largely unrealistic

when things are going wrong, a pessimist says what everyone else is thinking

by shannon January 8, 2004

crotch pheasant

A person who incessantly stares at another's crotch, or seems generally obsessed with crotch.

"Stop staring at my crotch you A-grade crotch pheasant!"

by Taffeta November 25, 2005