Whilst ramming your girl from behind in the kitchen, you snag the pickle you put aside earlier. When you pull out, quickly exchange your member for the vegetable so she remains unaware and continue to jerk off. Cum on her back as you continue with the pickle. Shocked and confused, when she looks to see how that's possible, immediately slap her with the pickle.
Veronica: Oh! We seem to be out of pickles. Darling, what happened to all the pickles?
Ron: Huh? You don't remember? That's quite a rasberry you've got there. We used the last one in Pleasuretown.
Veronica: Oh...right. What was it? The Peruvian pickle tickle?
Ron: That doesn't make sense.
Ron: Huh? You don't remember? That's quite a rasberry you've got there. We used the last one in Pleasuretown.
Veronica: Oh...right. What was it? The Peruvian pickle tickle?
Ron: That doesn't make sense.
by ilikecrepes May 17, 2009
When a man has a quite sharp member and thrusts it with vigor into the girl.
OR
when a man puts 5 fingers into a woman whilst being tossed off by another man and drooled on by a dog
OR
when a man puts 5 fingers into a woman whilst being tossed off by another man and drooled on by a dog
Alison: OMG Jake and me had a peruvian knife thruster last night!
Chloe: ow.
OR
Peter: "aww man i gave her the peruvian knife thruster last night"
Jake: "oh yeah? how was the dog"
Peter: "awman it was fucking amazing"
Chloe: ow.
OR
Peter: "aww man i gave her the peruvian knife thruster last night"
Jake: "oh yeah? how was the dog"
Peter: "awman it was fucking amazing"
by wolfkid June 15, 2009
Trump wants to join the Peruvian Top 5.
A better example is: President Trump is going to do a Fujimori to join the Peruvian Top 5!
A better example is: President Trump is going to do a Fujimori to join the Peruvian Top 5!
by dirtb December 09, 2020
The act of two homosexual males scissoring while inserting their penises into the other persons butthole, thus causing a snake wrap. This was invented in the great 1800’s when male homosexuality was at its peak in Peru.
Hey, I was with my boy toy last night, and we preformed the Peruvian snake wrap. That shit hit different.
by Perforatereaper March 19, 2021
Once a man is close to ejaculation. He pulls out and sticks his penis in a tub of butter. Then inserts his penis in a woman's rectums and finishes.
by Pinkt@c0 October 09, 2010
During gay intercourse when a hamster is inserted feet first into the anus of one partner. The other partner then places his penis is the anus of the other man so that the hamster latches onto his cock.
by cock_munchin January 26, 2015
by spreadhead14899 April 17, 2014