Perpendickular

The angular relationship of an erect penis to the body

It was impossible for the other men not to notice he was perpendickular as he exited the shower at the gym.

by Smart as... October 21, 2025

Perpendicular game

I'm not playing. You only want to play because you know you can't do anything more.

Hym Iam "I'm still not playing the Perpendicular game. Loss avoidance isn't victory for you and this is just the thing I said it was initially. You haven't won anything. You are never going to DO anything, actually. And as long as you can continue to be rewarded for being a do-nothing, why even pretend to be competing? Who are you trying to fool? You have to know that you are never going to convince ME (of all people) that you've done anything more than pretend I wasn't right initially, convince others to lie, and sweep the corpses under the rug. Who are you pretending for? Unless proving I was right was the victory for you. In which case, I already did it. I did it the second I slammed my fist on the table and again the second Randall showed up."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2026

Taylor-pendence Day

Friday, May 30th 2025! The day Taylor Swift got her original music back! Happy Taylor-pendence Day!

“Hey! Do you know what day it is today?”

“May 30th.”

“Exactly! It’s Taylor-pendence Day!”

by missy ;) May 30, 2025

Pulling a pepeno

When you ask a basic ass question that can be googled.

e.g.: "Anyone knows how to watch MMA videos?"

Here he goes pulling a pepeno again.

by ElBlues September 30, 2020