fab poffer

Someone who is on a popular dating site and a popular swingers site because they can't make their mind up if they want a cuddle or anal

She's a fab poffer she's after a one night stand with no fun!

by The only boyo February 27, 2017

Chest puffer

A person who thinks he's a fighter but in confrontations just walks up and puff his chest acting bigger than he really is and tries to sort out a conflict by just sizing up against his opponent but not actually willing to fight

He puffed his chest as he was arguing . Looking like a chest puffer

by TommyGun DeJesus May 30, 2018

charcoal puffer

A phrase arising from the medieval alchemists of old. It refers to someone who who puffs and blows on charcoal in order to get more heat from it, that is a person who is full of wind (shit). It is synonymous with the phrase "To blow smoke up someone's ass". It also refers to someone who expertly talks about a subject with no real knowledge of what they are actually talking about. See also: bellow blower.

Don't listen to that charcoal puffer, they don't know what they are talking about.

by ol'alchemist December 9, 2021

penis puffer

a fag who love to inhale the penis

by anthony smith November 3, 2006

dick puffer

one who is a dick sucker.
dick drunk

Ms Puffs on Dick is a professional dick puffer.

by Big V December 8, 2004

Puffer Fish

A person who places their open mouth around the anus of their partner and creates an air tight seal and allows their partner to fart in their mouth causing their cheeks to puff up like a puffer fish.

That girl's ass is so beautiful, I would let her make me a puffer fish just to see what she tasted like.....

by my anus itches October 22, 2009

perferection

A perfect erection, or perfect sex.

Last night, my boyfriend had a perferection after I strip-teased him.

by Annemarie Barton February 28, 2009