Paid to poo

The act of purposefully passing solids during working hours in order to have a guilt free break.

Dude, work was so boring, I got paid to poo twice this afternoon.

by TheOneAndOnlyBigGeorge January 15, 2010

Paid By the Pound

To poop "on the clock" at one's place of employment. Then afterwards, divide the wages earned during the time it took to defecate by the estimated weight of the dump to determine how much money you received to "do your business at your business."

I had some bad Mexican food for lunch so rather than go to the meeting, I got paid by the pound. I get paid $12 per hour and in the 30 minutes it took me to produce a 2lb crap loaf, I ended up making $3 per pound.

by O-hole September 2, 2013

thunder pavillion

An outhouse; an outside no-running-water toilet in a small shed. True "Thunder Pavillions" are located at a cottage and situated out in the woods. Being a little "rough" and "ramshackle" helps. The door doesn't always close all the way. There also isn't necessarily a seat: a simple hole in a piece of plywood is often all there is. Common items found inside a Thunder Pavillion include cobwebs, a tin of ashes or lime, dust, 1-ply toilet paper, an old empty stubby beer bottle, and a stick. Normally used only in "desperate" situations, it can be a place of mystery, intrigue, and fear. Women traditionally do not use thunder pavillions; however they will if no other options exist. A moon cut into the door is a common marking. The thunder pavillion's natural habitat is in northern Ontario, Canada, but can be found worldwide nowadays.

After eating all of that chili, I had a turtlehead couldn't wait for Dave to get out of the bathroom, so I had to use the thunder pavillion. I also found out what that stick is used for...

by Woodenhead May 11, 2006

paviat

Paviat is used to describe someone who laughs over small, dumb, or inappropriate jokes that are unintended. When he/she laughs, it's usually a laugh that's silent and their head is thrown back. This may include rolling on the floor, slapping knee, or slapping other people, and even tackling. Tackling is usually only a symptom for people that paviat often.

Diya: *tells an unintended inappropriate joke*
Maya: Diya, you know better to say jokes like that! People will go paviat!

by Alrighthen9348 March 18, 2017

paviot

An expression used when reacting to an unexpected and slightly awkward or out of the ordinary situation used to evoke humour and express ones shock.

Pronounced : Par-Vee-Art

1.
Susanne walked in with an "interesting" hairstyle significantly different to her usual.

Bash: Paviot!

2.
It was a very paviot situation when the girl left her father and new boyfriend alone when she went to the toilet.

3.
At a quiz there is a question which cannot be answered by anyone, when suddenly the village idiot, who has up until then sat quietly in the corner, shouts out the correct answer, explaining in full detail his answer.

Callum(one of the more sophisticated adults): Paviot!

by Susanne Sasha Lory January 13, 2008

paideia

In ancient Greek, the word Paideia (ðáéäåßá) means "education" or "instruction." Paideia was "the process of educating man into his true form, the real and genuine human nature."

Paideia is the cultural heritage that is continued through the generations.

by JoannaH February 7, 2008

paid programming

Television programing that consists of companies promoting their products. Usually shown early morning/late at night/whenever you are desperate for something to watch.

Usually the products advertised are worthless pieces of crap being sold for 'the low, low price of 12 payments of 43.32!!'.

Actually good programming. (When your wasted)

by Freak Obscene May 4, 2004