pastry chef

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between comencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.

Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".

by TyroneTT May 18, 2008

Pastry

A person who cuts and pastes directly from AI into social media, research, reports, emails, texts, or DMs, claiming it was their own without critically reviewing the material, fact-checking, or verifying.

My friend is such a pastry, she always uses Ai for her stories.

by Love.Art May 29, 2025

round pastry theory

The round pastry theory is commonly found in the RC airplane community. The theory states that consuming any sort of round pastry prior to a flight test will gauruntee a shit show. ESC’s are prone to exploding when round pastry’s have been consumed.

The theory dates back to 2014

Friend: *Starts to eat a donut*
Other friend: “DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? The Round Pastry theory says you eating that donut just garunteed our RC MIG will crash.”

by NoBiscuits November 1, 2017

Pastry Box

After clogging a toilet with shit and toilet paper, you shut the lid and leave without plunging it.

Chad didn't have a plunger in his bathroom, so I left him a pastry box.

by Cumtown April 9, 2024

tasty pastry

when a chick is a 10. or someone you wanna fuck.

yo that chicks a tasty pastry, i wanna get that. tasty pastry r us.

by mikeymicmo March 9, 2007

double baked pastry

i hope this goes hard... feel free to ctrl + c and ctrl + v

hi are you a double baked pastry bevause your such a retart

by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024

Pastry Chef

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between commencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.

Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".

by TyroneTT May 20, 2008