pastry is a beautiful man whom i fell in love with in the early weeks of 2021 and the love continued to grow during the few consistent months which we spoke. he’s a fearful man who puts family before everyone and he never hurt me. however, he did break my heart when he went to a dbe concert without me. i will marry pastry and i’m keeping this so i can show him where we’re married with kids and a few cats. he’s a cat lover and he’s good with kids and he loves me. he’s tall, beautiful and pakistani and he kinda sounds like he has a throat infection but i love it. nobody can replace a pastry, get one now.
by miloandmae April 14, 2023
A pastry is happens when a girl allows her sex partner to ejaculate in her ass. The girl decides to hold the ejaculate in. Later on when she takes a shit the turds come out with the ejaculate wrapped around them.
by Wife Annoyer July 31, 2018
A person who cuts and pastes directly from AI into social media, research, reports, emails, texts, or DMs, claiming it was their own without critically reviewing the material, fact-checking, or verifying.
by Love.Art May 30, 2025
A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions
by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019
The weight gain through the consumption of copious amounts of Hungarian pasty. Typically occurs during the holiday season.
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