kinky pastry chef

A pastry chef that uses ingredients from her work for sexual purposes, common in porn.

i totally went out with a kinky pastry chef once, it was magical.

by JP189512 January 13, 2014

Pastry

A pastry is happens when a girl allows her sex partner to ejaculate in her ass. The girl decides to hold the ejaculate in. Later on when she takes a shit the turds come out with the ejaculate wrapped around them.

My wife crapped out a pastry this morning a forgot to flush it.

by Wife Annoyer July 31, 2018

pastry chef

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between comencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.

Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".

by TyroneTT May 18, 2008

Pastry

A person who cuts and pastes directly from AI into social media, research, reports, emails, texts, or DMs, claiming it was their own without critically reviewing the material, fact-checking, or verifying.

My friend is such a pastry, she always uses Ai for her stories.

by Love.Art May 29, 2025

cum pastry

Cum Pastry
Always a person who has a genetic build of a think, but is muscular as well. Calling them a top or a switch, definitely isn’t correct, as they are a more “defined” think.

Guy 1: Dude look at that twink over there!
Guy 2: Hey, that’s Lesyk, he isn’t a twink, he’s a Cum Pastry
Guy 1: What’s the diff?
Guy2: Just a buff twink who isn’t big enough to seem like a top, or even a switch

by Keysterglen February 15, 2022

Pastry Chef

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between commencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.

Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".

by TyroneTT May 20, 2008

Pastry Case

A Pastry Case is someone of complete incompetence, absolute brainlessness and usually a bad haircut.

Ellis fell out of a trolley on to a sea of purple hamsters fighting each other with olive tree branches!! What a complete Pastry Case!!

by UrbWizard November 20, 2019